Are 'zombies' real?

Many times on this forum it has been declared by a few people that Christians believe in 'Zombies'. Well until recently I was one who would have denied such a claim. However, I have discovered that 'Zombies' are being legally recognized as real people. So, from a secular and legal point of view, it would be wise for all Christians (and other Theists) to give due consideration to their legal status as real people. Evidence pointing to a proof of my claim is found here:
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0600667/?ref_=nm_ov_bio_lk1
and here
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0957772/

Ironically, these two people have played significant roles in the production of movies pertaining to the subject of their family name. One might say that these two people have taken what some would call a fantasy and became the causation of a reality.

 

I have never heard anyone here profess a belief in zombies.

 

I went to school with a Chilean kid called Jesus. Now I'm truly wondering if,,,,,,,,,,

 

I am a huge conspiracy guy and believe in all sorts of stuff so I suppose zombies could be real. For instance, we have enough proof that mermaids exist so why not.

The Bible doesn't say they do not exist.

 

Well, you have to admit when the legal proof is available (as was shown above), there is no longer any secular reason to doubt the reasoning of those secular minds that would demonstrate such an official status. They are in FACT 'Zombies' in accord to their own admission and the acceptance of the secular government.

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Did that Chilean kid declare or suggest that he might be the "Son of God"? Hmmm.

 

The 'Bible' also makes no mention of "Zombies". Such interpretation of particular scriptures would only be the inventive and creative imagination of those who would render such an interpretation. The Zombies that I have referenced are by their own admission.... Zombies.... nothing to do with my interpretation or the interpretation of anyone else other than those two people.... and duly and officially accepted by government officials who allowed the name change and the marital documents to be generated.

 

Sounds like you should have put this in the humor section then.

 

You bet they are and the ironic thing is that they are part of a religion, Voodoo.

 

Maybe... but then that should also require those non-theists to also place their comments about Zombies in the humor section. I don't believe those others would appreciate having such a requirement placed on them.

 

http://i.imgur.com/nKcwxmb.jpg

Well, do the Zombie family suggest they are the living dead? ...Other than on the silver screen, of course.

 

In answer to your question: I don't know that they did. Why do you ask? Obviously, this places a new definition for the term "Zombie".... That term can now also be defined as a proper family name. Seemingly, that proper family name has also been around for several years, thus making it something that has been around before others on this forum elected to use the term 'Zombies' relative to what Christians might believe to exist or will exist.

As to your link to some fellow who might have the name Jesus... your photo is irrelevant as it has no foundation of realism... in other words, it is not authenticated that the fellow in the lower picture is actually named Jesus. Also, the upper photo, does not show that the people are thanking the guy in the picture for the food. Hmmm... you really should try to be a little more accurate in your presentations and also present evidence to support your suggestions.

 

I quite agree, words change meanings, names can come from a very diverse set of sources.

I do not wish to suggest that the picture was a verification of, well, anything really. It was merely a jovial extrapolation on the previous point.

 

Only after smoking a bit of weed.

 

Then I accept your explanation pointing to an item of humor. Have a great day.

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And you have positive knowledge that the Chilean kid had smoked "a bit of weed"?

 

Yeah,, smoked a joint or two with him in the 70s. Your point?

 

It is theoretically possible to have a zombie like disease. Rabies spreads through bites and can cause people to go insane. In theory, a modified rapies virus could cause a zombie-like outbreak. They would not be walking corpes, but mindless, aggressive humans whose bites can infect. (think Resident Evil 4).

 

How many zombie threads have there been. Besides this comical one? LOL. LOL.

 

You made the point very clear.... your intellect is or was influenced by drug inducement. Thanks for the admission.

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Not sure. However if you had asked how many prior comments had been made regarding 'zombies', then I would have said 'quite a few'... and all of them initiated by non-theists.

 

The problem is those responding to posts, can't pick which forum the response should go in. It stays in the thread of the OP.
Try again.

 

You have no arguments, you can only resort to insults.

 

And...... If the OP was not specifically regarding the reality of Zombies, then the person introducing that subject matter into an unrelated topic of discussion is likely attempting to go off topic else is attempting to derail the thread/topic.

 

How can I possibly have introduced an insult when you have openly admitted to having smoked some weed with the Chilean kid some years ago? It has been shown by Psychologists and Psychiatrists that the use of drugs can and will impair the intellect to varying degrees depending on the person and the type of drug. Be more careful regarding the things that you openly and publicly place in a declarative admission.

 

Then this response it absurd. The OP is 'are zombies real'.
And it's your thread.

 

Yes !!!! Your response was absurd.

 

NO !.....reanimated humans are not possible. You are dead or alive...period.