You know, it really doesn’t matter what the media write as long as you’ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass.” On exporting goods to China: "Listen you m-----f------, we're going to tax you 25 percent!" “All of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me – consciously or unconsciously. That’s to be expected." “It’s freezing and snowing in New York – we need global warming!” I’ve said if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.” “The point is, you can never be too greedy.” God help America