Smartie's Bar & Grill #68

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  1. MMC

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    ROFL! Now that is just cruel!
    But probably true. HWGA, was clearly right to get the hell out of there.
     
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    Thank god I had my man cave. She wouldn't even come past the door! LOL!!! She would literally stand at the door talking to me [or more likely bitching]. Do you know why?

    It wasn't domain she could control. She could make my life a living hell anywhere else but my office [a separate building] was my refuge. The idea of entering "my space" was too much for her.

    What a b! How in the hell did I ever live like that?
     
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    Ddyad Well-Known Member

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    You are just too damn sweet for your own good.
    You should invite your ex to join the forum and share all the details. ;-)
     
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    My sugar baby wanted to tear into her. I would have loved to see that. We thought my ex might show up at a Hotel we had for a weekend. So I warned her. At that point my sb got fire in her eyes. She couldn't wait to tell her just what she thought of her. That would have been quite a moment! I was almost hoping she'd show.


    My ex had her chance to tell her story. She told it to the judge. And she was almost cited for contempt of court. ;) She damn near landed her ass in jail by lying to the judge.
     
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    Judges need to put more people in jail for perjury. It is a sure cure.
     
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    It is a good thing the forum doesn't have a perjury rule.:omg:
     
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    Well, jackasses bray a lot.
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    TC, is that you, darlin? :eekeyes:

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    Whoops! Another failed lane change.

    (not me)
     
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    For lunch at 2PM -- a fairly decent normal hour for lunch …

    - fish ramen vegie soup (salmon and tilapia)

    - lemonade.
     
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    Looks like the trucker fell asleep at the wheel.
     
  14. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    I'll have a double anything, plz...

     
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    That is a good thing. We are not politicians so the DOJ would not give us a pass.
     
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    Foolardi Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Let alone a Jury.Of certain someone's Peers.
    Not to be confused with peerless.
     
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    I really couldn't believe the stuff that she pulled. In one case there was a patent in my name but I don't own it. I was paid by a large company to develop the idea for them. I was rewarded for my time and idea but they took all the financial risk [which is why I do it this way]. Because they paid for it, they own it. I'm still listed as the inventor but they are the owners. Essentially, I created a job for myself for a few years to develop the idea, which is what I do for fun anyway! :D But anything I made was the income that had been paying our bills. However, the patent filing wasn't issued until after we split.

    So one day her lawyer proudly announces that I'm hiding money from my secret patent, and produced the patent for the judge.

    Right on the patent it says that I'm the inventor, not the owner. LOL!!!

    Secret bank accounts, secret jobs, secret income from secret sources... the claims went on and on without one iota of evidence to support them. They were all complete fabrications.

    You see, I finally realized her problem. She apparently thought I had been as deceptive and dishonest as she had been. So she apparently just assumed I was lying about everything. And what they found after three years of scrutiny is that I hadn't lied about anything! But she lied while trying to make me look bad. The funniest moment was when her own lawyer turned on her in court!!! Suddenly she was asking me leading questions that helped make my case and worked against my wife! LOL!!! As you can imagine, before long my ex had a new lawyer.
     
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    When her new lawyer told her she didn't have a leg to stand on and she had better take the deal we offered, she started screaming and crying uncontrollably and inconsolably. It was so bad that her new lawyer told my lawyer all about it. She made quite the scene!!! And when it was all over in court and the case was finally dismissed, her lawyer made a point to come back after my ex had left, and shake my hand.
     
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    I got the Hell oughta there onced also.
    I was stuck in a - Lost Weekend - in an unfamiliar section of
    Cleveland.Being from the East side { There are 2 Clevelands ,the
    East side and the West side.} Each side is totally different.
    The West side consists of Old Ethnic neighborhoods and corner
    bars.The East side is more cosmopolitan and sophisticated.
    My Father came from the West side and once he married me Mom,
    never looked back.He moved and became an East Sider.
    I went to a Party on the West side of Cleveland and got stinko
    drunk and forgot which side street I parked me car.
    I Once got blind drunk at a Truck Expo { Free Booze and hor'dourves }
    and decided to drive home.It was also on the West side.I drove with my
    eyes right up against the windshield and kinda closing one eye to keep
    from having double vision.I was lost for I guess about 45 minutes driving.
    I felt like If I just keep driving I'll find an area I am somewhat familiar with.
    It worked.I saw a familiar expressway.
    I also onced rode my motorcycyle all the way from Springfield,O.
    to Cleveland { around 3 + hrs.} in a rain storm.I had to stop at a Stuckey's
    and buy the cheapest plastic Ponchos they carried.
    I had a very sore back when I made it home.I took a shower and went to bed.
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Good morning malcontents. Got us another humpday. :)

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    Which begs the question.How did the Truck cab make it thru.
     
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    Some people do a lot of weird stuff.
     
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    Sounds like she may not have been paying her first lawyer. ;-)
     
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    You obviously have a plan for every contingency.
     
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