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Discussion in 'Humor & Satire' started by Moi621, Jul 19, 2014.

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    Trump.
    Did Putin tell him too?...Anyway he must be a great chicken...he's doing a good job making chickens great again...a great job for all chickens...a great job...great chicken!!
    If I was a chicken I'd be that chicken to...I'd have chicken spurs instead of foot spurs...!!
     
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    Which came first the chicken or the egg? Simple, the egg, but it wasn't a chicken that laid it.
     
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    My dog is that thick, he sat in the corner of the room chewing on a bone for half an hour. When he stood up, his leg fell off.
     
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    Liberty Monkey, Aug 10, 2018
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    why did the pervert cross the road.

    Couldn't get his dick out of the chicken.
     
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    Tasteless Humour

    Some believe Socialism is viable.
     
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    The white Democrat Greyhound bus driver pulled up for to crowd a people of many races waiting to get on for the roadtrip. Quickly, people were arguing over who sits in the front of the bus and who sits in the back.

    The bus driver stood up and boomed out: "People, listen up and listen up good! On MY bus there are no white people. There are no black people. No brown, red or yellow people. On MY bus, all of you are green. We are all one people, we are all green. Do you all understand what i'm saying? You are all green people. You light green people sit up here in the front and you darkest green people sit in the back."
     
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    Why did the Democrat voter cross the road?

    Because there is no wall on the border.
     
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    I was just clearing out the attic and I found an unwrapped present that we forgot to give to the kids last Christmas.
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    They would have loved that puppy.
     
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    Dear Santa

    This year, could I please have a less violent step Dad.
     
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    Dear Santa

    Thank you for the Super Soaker 500.

    I'm now the best armed citizen in the UK.
     
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    • Lady, at pedestrian crossing, waiting to cross the road saw the little Green Man and heard the audible sound so duly crossed over to the other pavement. An American visitor asked what was the purpose of the audible sound. On being told it was for blind people said, 'Oh, we don't let them drive in America' !!
     
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    I've seen American drivers, yes you do!!
     
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    I've not had a bath for days on end, that's because
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    Whitney Houston is still in there.
     
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    Well, the girlfriend wants to experiment in the bedroom.

    The last time we did that, the Bunsen burner singed my pubes.
     
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    Welcome to sexist airways. I'm just popping on the seat belt warning light as we're swapping to a lady pilot.
     
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    Have you seen the news?

    Spiderman has been shot to pieces.

    He's all over the web.
     
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    Have you seen the price of bikini waxing strips? F****** rip off.
     
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    That naughty boy!
     
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    Walmart claim their premium sausages are made with the best meat. That's bollocks.
     
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