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  1. MMC

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    <<<<< Makes note to speak with a French accent and to be crueller.

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    I would perk with that woman on the side of the building. But I need to see all of her first. Not just a mug shot. Just sayin. [​IMG]
     
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    Are you kidding.....look at all we have to go thru to get her to make the coffee. :eek:
     
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    Point taken. ;-)
     
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    O
    Oh, you mean you wanted your coffee in a mug? Silly me...….
     
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    Love me some Pepe!
     
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    ;)

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    So you remembered to wear Heels Right? Gotta have that picture purrrrrfect moment, ya knows. [​IMG]
     
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    THIS!
    As a cream filled Bismark! Then as a raspberry filled Bismark! Then as an
    Applesauce donut. Then a cream filled Bismark with bacon! Then as a rasp...
     
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    How to count the ways ... :)
     
  11. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Donuts? Did somebody say chocolate donuts?

    Shhhhh, I'm off for a day of mourning. I plan to mourn later at the nail salon. 8)
     
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    OK, so am I supposed to be mourning all the ex-presidents today, or just the one? I need to get my wailing politically correct.
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Just the one, dear. Its still OK to shake your fist @ living presidents... they only get respect after they die. :worship:
     
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    I guess I left the word 'dead' out. I don't recall a 'Day of Mourning' when Ronnie or Gerry passed.
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Yep, they had their day too. Gerry was the last... in 2006.

    RIP HW

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    Lady in the leopard print hat looks like she's not having a particularly good day?
     
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    Uhm no.>>>>> Shows her empty coffee mug. [​IMG]
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Id guess shes 95+.... and still getting those nails painted RED. ;)
     
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    Found a shipping crate that was wood salvage gold. It had all standard lumber and was pretty easy to disassemble. It was 1x6 pine and 2x4 stud lumber. The wood was also easy to clean up. I am going to build a bookshelf for my daughter. This stuff would make a nice pine floor or wall. I started a pallet wood wall in one of my sheds but this stuff is too pretty. I guess most of it will be stored for a little while.
     
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    Jeez, I was such an idiot when I was a kid.

    I was working my way through school. And all these hot, older women would talk about their red, CFM shoes...

    Stupid, stupid, stupid (foreheadslap).
     
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    I love to watch DYI network but some of the shows seem to have the wrong titles....How about. "How to look sexy in a toolbelt. " Southerners acting like idiots." How to make stuff from salvage no one will buy." and... "How to build a cramped living space for a small fortune."
     
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    Also... "How tear up and waste material with a sledge hammer."
     
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    Gotta see the twerk before you commit to the perk?
     
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    Girl in the office has long painted up nails. She always has one in her mouth using her teeth to scrape the crap from the under side, like eating an artichoke, but I never see her spit anything out. It’s pretty f’n gross.
     
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