Make up outrageous lies about other members

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  1. Nonnie

    Nonnie Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Erm, sex.
     
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    cerberus Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    I thought it might be! lol
     
  3. Liberty Monkey

    Liberty Monkey Well-Known Member

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    Nothing 6 months in prison can't sort.
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    Some people call it rape I prefer the term surprise sex.
     
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    Well Bonded Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Just another random Moochelle sighting.
     
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    a matter of opinion me thinks
     
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  6. Derideo_Te

    Derideo_Te Well-Known Member

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    That explains why the first thing he does when he enters a room is to sniff the seats of all the chairs. Fortunately the therapy stopped him from sniffing human butts, at least in public, but he still can't stop himself from licking his own crotch.

    ;)
     
  7. Nonnie

    Nonnie Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    @Derideo_Te shoes don't have laces but velcro instead.
     
  8. Liberty Monkey

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    And he still doesn't know how to do them up ;)
     
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    Close, but no cigar for Nonnie!

    I switched over to elastic laces so they only needed to be tied once and now I can just slip my sneakers on and off. It saves a lot of time and bending! ;)
     
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  10. Nonnie

    Nonnie Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    @Sallyally has a birth mark beside her rusty sheriff's badge in the shape of Donald Trump. She charges $5 a look.

    I've spent fifty bucks and it does.
     
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  11. Liberty Monkey

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    That's a tattoo :)
     
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  12. Liberty Monkey

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    That wasn't my crouch as you know you still me $50 that last one was fake AOC head was the give away you cheap bastard.

    Derdeo_Dorito_Te doesn't have a picture of Stalin on his wall he preys to every night. :)
     
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  13. Derideo_Te

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    :beer:

    If and when LM gets around to sobering up it would be nice if he/she/it could provide a translation of that load of gibberish!

    TYIA
     
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    Sallyally Well-Known Member Donor

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    Nonnie sings madrigals.
     
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    But only in the communal shower at the gym!
     
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    Sallyally Well-Known Member Donor

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    Donald Trump will lead the government in exile at Mar a Lago after Washington DC Macca's shuts down.
     
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    Nonnie Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Pity she hadn't neutered her dog like a responsible owner.
     
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    My dog self identifies as LGBT.
     
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    Your dog can't possibly be all those at once. Although, you are south of the equator.
     
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    Sallyally Well-Known Member Donor

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    Who can understand how dogs think.
     
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    Other dogs...like Nonnie!
     
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    Only in this lifetime.
    But I've been around for a LONG time:


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  24. Sallyally

    Sallyally Well-Known Member Donor

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    Mr.Truth is not a Time Lord!
     
  25. Derideo_Te

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    :roflol:

    Given that this thread is about making up outrageous canards that would make @Mr_Truth a Time Lord!
     
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