Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a...
One of life's mysteries is that a 1 pound box of chocolate can make you gain 5 pounds.
The Stock market is like a strapless bra, half the people are wondering what's holding it up.. Whereas, the other half are waiting for it to drop...
How to make your day start out right.... 1. Open a new file in your computer. 2. Name it Barack Obama. 3. Send it to the recycle Bin. 4. Empty...
Guy's car breaks down at a monastery. He knocks on the door and says, My car broke down. Could I stay the night? The monks feed him dinner and...
LOL!!! That's cute!! THNX!!! :)
Daddy, how was I born? 'Well, son, Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we...
Osama Bin Laden's last Facebook status: "Be right back someone is at the door" LOL
Some guy knocked on my door asking for a small donation for the local pool.....................so I gave him a cup of water!!!
A 7yr old and a 4yr old are upstairs in their bedroom. "I think it's time we started swearing," says the 7 year old. "When we go down for...
I also like the sweet wines. I'm going to look for this. It sounds good.
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