You evil man *grumbles and tosses another log in the wood stove*. My electric bill is down to $30/month! Ha! I got a wood stove, don't need no stinken hammock. What kind of place has no seasons anyway! Call me bratty man.
*evil, squinty-eyed, mule-eared look* It's 45 and freezing cold, wind coming down off the mountains here. But of course you knew that my friend. How's the hammock work coming along?
