Surfer Joe

I supposedly got banned for the same reasons as tjo, flame-baiting, insults, and being off topic. Sometimes they overlook tit for tat, other times, it's little of nothing.
The mod that banned me, recently gave me a rep for an outstanding post. Go figure.
Apparently, it's at their discretion. I have been respectful, but I have challenged most of my infractions, and asked for proof. Last time, I got no response following a warning, which I challenged. So I have decided to be more clever with my comebacks.
In any event....this is the best forum, so I'm trying to comply.

I'm desperately skirting the edges...I'm a little gunshy after my 14 day ban, for little of nothing. Be careful.
Since we lost TJO, you're one of the ones I look up to.

After reading your venomous and thoroughly intimidating retort, I decided to do a little research and I discovered a surprising factoid.
Apparently scorpions do have ********s into which they stick their heads when they find themselves in a dangerous situation.
Doing so makes them look like an old, black, withered donut that nobody would want to eat.
Unfortunately some predators can't resist stepping on them anyway.
Did I tell you that I have size 14 shoes?



Touche'. Brilliant!

Hi,
No I work in the UK near London and spend the rest of my time in Miami Beach.

do you live in cali?