The Rhetoric of Life

My neighbours are mourning, they're praying, singing, love them, when Hindus mourn, they like to jam, sounds cool, love my neighbours.

I kid, that stuff will mess you up and it's a synthetic buzz, think, burnt out old porn star / plastic surgery nightmares that shouldn't be

Smoking heroin is where you want to be ;)

I'm a Tory, I get to vote for the new leader.

Thank you to LONDON FIRE BRIGADE for making sure our homes are safe. The real super heroes.

The only Get Out Of Jail Free Card Jeremy Corbyn should have is exile from the UK.

The Nazis had a procurement policy that'll make Jeremy Corbyn blush.

Time for multinationals to boycott Venezuela. Socialism, the Xenophobic way.

Also, with a weak pound, I'd rue the day £100.00 is worth like sixty cents. ... Buy Gold People and oppose anyone who wants to sell u short.

ULEZ, for commercial vehicles in London £100.00 a day fee, did I dream that?

I got my renewed UK Passport back today; still red, still EU logo, and this time, I had to sign it with a pen like we've gone backwards..

If I became Mayor of London, I'd look into putting slides on the Underground.

Some people make mistakes Some people are dying now Some people walk away

I want to found my own prize in honour of the Nobel Peace Prize and the Golden Raspberry Awards and give it people who cause problems.

What ever happened to the good old days where it wasn't common knowledge who the Prime Minister of Canada was?

I want speed knobs in my 2005 '57 Gibson Les Paul Reissue. How is everyone?

Ask and you shall receive but there's a catch.

I'm in the UK and Siskel & Ebert never aired here, 2018 in London and finding out about their fate after everything bit by bit's depressing.

Earth Day 2018 is today.

Suddenly I want air conditioning in my home. - 81F degrees in an hour and it's a dry heat and I've got my window open like a hot fool.