The Rhetoric of Life

R.I.P Kobe Bryant

I assumed parliament'd be moaning about Brexit, and elections, instead we're talking UN and Kashmir; so refreshing.

First look into this new government at work, and they're talking about Kashmir. Parliament is beautiful atm, woah

Boris is back... This time, it's National... Boris II (2019)

LMAO watching Boris Johnson live talking about Mars Bars. lol

Mini cabs aren't Minis.

I'd be lying if I said I didn't hear the POTUS flying around 2day... What gave it away earlier was the live news of marine one and my ears.

I'm crushing on a dead movie star that's not a favourite porn star.

That pun final days of May grows old you know news, p/s, thanks for playing me the PM crying on the hour today.

Michael Caputo just made me LOL live on Sky News likening his grilling by the Mueller team to years packaged into a 3 hour suppository...

Love my guitars.

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I saw that movie Us (2019) at the cinema last night.

My neighbours are mourning, they're praying, singing, love them, when Hindus mourn, they like to jam, sounds cool, love my neighbours.

I kid, that stuff will mess you up and it's a synthetic buzz, think, burnt out old porn star / plastic surgery nightmares that shouldn't be

Smoking heroin is where you want to be ;)

I'm a Tory, I get to vote for the new leader.

Thank you to LONDON FIRE BRIGADE for making sure our homes are safe. The real super heroes.

The only Get Out Of Jail Free Card Jeremy Corbyn should have is exile from the UK.

The Nazis had a procurement policy that'll make Jeremy Corbyn blush.

Time for multinationals to boycott Venezuela. Socialism, the Xenophobic way.

Also, with a weak pound, I'd rue the day £100.00 is worth like sixty cents. ... Buy Gold People and oppose anyone who wants to sell u short.

ULEZ, for commercial vehicles in London £100.00 a day fee, did I dream that?

I got my renewed UK Passport back today; still red, still EU logo, and this time, I had to sign it with a pen like we've gone backwards..

If I became Mayor of London, I'd look into putting slides on the Underground.