Smartie's Holiday Bar & Grill #49

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  1. Falena

    Falena Cherry Bomb Staff Member Past Donor

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    Car was broken into in the driveway.
    They went in the glove compartment and took the paperwork.
    Thats all. WTF?

    I have the registration. lol It wasnt in the envelope.
    They got the insurance card and mechanic paperwork. WTF?

    I called the police. They said, yeah...and. WTF?
    I called the insurance company. Press this and that and call back our lines are... WTF?

    Today is a big gigantic WTF.
     
  2. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Ain't that the pits? Guess they broke out a window to get in, huh? Geesh, I hate that... don't you wish you coulda caught 'em in the act? *grrrrrrrrrrr*
     
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    Falena Cherry Bomb Staff Member Past Donor

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    No, my mom left the doors unlocked because she thinks its still 1950 and Donna Reed is gonna bake cookies for everyone. Dont even get me going! I tell her all the time. Ma, dont carry a pocket book you're gonna get robbed. Ma, lock the car doors..all 4 of them..someone's gonna jump in. Ma, turn the house alarm on. A while back she is in the car waiting for a friend. Some punk opens the door and grabs her pocketbook. She struggles to beat him. My mom was 89 or so at the time and Italian fire doesnt leave even after death. She beats him. He takes the purse. She comes home livid. My sister and I go on a hunt to kill mission and cant find the little prick. Does she learn? No. I told her the car was broken into. This is what I hear. What'd the bastard take? I dont know. What was in your glove compartment. Papers. What papers? Napkins from McDonalds and the repair papers and the registration. I think the insurance card in in my ...pocketbook. I said, they didnt get the registration. It wasnt in the envelope. She said....then what the hell are you yelling about. They got napkins. Take it easy. I said, lock the (*)(*)(*)(*)ing doors! She said, get off your high horse.

    A southern expression that infuriated me and made no sense at all. A WTF day! lol
    I call the police.
    Do you know who did it? No
    Did you see who did it? No
    If I saw who did it Id know who did it. WTF
    What did they take?
    Nothing as far as I can tell of significance.
    Then what would you like to report?
    WTF? How about the car was broken into or no wait. Thats right it wasnt broken into it was left open to invite a dirty bastard to have a seat and take some NAPKINS!!!
    LMAO! WTF
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    ROFLMAO. Ma, the badass. Good thing SHE didn't catch 'em, huh?

    My dad's the same way. I'll stop by his house unannounced and find the front door unlocked. His hearing isn't all that good and unless the dog hears me come in, I can make it all the way back to the den where he is before he even knows I'm there.

    It's scary. I keep telling him somebody's gonna come in & knock him in the head one of these days. His son finally came over an put a chain on the kitchen door leading to a screened in porch and the backyard.. since he leaves that door open a bit so the cat can come and go. Geesh.
     
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    daisydotell Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    When we lived in Dade county we lived behind a tall fence.. We came home late one night and didn't lock the gate.. Now would you believe they opened the gate and helped themselves to what was in the car and truck.. The neatest thing was this..we had just come back from a trip and I had a bit of my jewelry in a small box under the seat..they missed that. The only bright spot about that break in ,if you can call it that.. After a break in or a robbery you always feel so vulnerable and violated.
    Hope your Mother is ok Falena, that was a hateful thing even if they only took napkins, it is still hateful and audacious.
     
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    Falena Cherry Bomb Staff Member Past Donor

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    Daisy, I swear you are so sweet! Im sorry to hear about someone stealing from you. I cant imagine the caliber of anyone who would take from someone else and not get their ass out there and earn it themselves. Degenerates.

    My mom is fine. She is tough as nails. I left the house this morning and made sure the car was locked and the bar was on the steering wheel. She calls all pissed off. She cant get the bar off. She said leave the bar off, If they want the car let them have it. Its only got a quarter tank of gas so they wont get far.

    Dont ever try to figure out the logic. Hey ma, I got an idea. How about we leave it running with the heat on so its nice and warm for them when they take it. lmao
    For as many years as we have been there we only got robbed once. It was funny. I went in the cellar and my bike was gone. I said to the old timer across the street be careful there is a thief in the neighborhood. My bike got robbed. He said was it red? I said yeah. He said, your drug addict cousin rode off on a red bike yesterday. lmao

    Oh then dont worry.
    God rest his soul my cousin is gone now and I got the bike back.
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Nothing worse than a thief. They kicked in my front door one time while I was a work. Came home and when I saw the door was standing open, walked right in the house to see what was going on. That's when I saw the cable wires hanging off the entertainment center (no TV) and noticed the microwave was gone... and decided I better get outta there and go next door and call the police. Had no idea if they were still in the back of the house or what!!

    The most frustrating thing was... the police said they 'knew' who it was. A pair of 40-something men had been seen cruising the neighborhood in a Firebird.. the one with the bird on the hood.. and were suspected of robbing several people's garages. How can you NOT find a Firebird with a big orange bird on the hood? Anyway, they ended up finding my microwave in a pawn shop, but never did find the guys. My only saving grace was that they left behind the remote control for the TV. You couldn't even turn the thing on without that, so there was some comfort in that fact!

    My paranoid stepbro put cameras all around his house one time, so he could see anybody who stepped foot on his property. Probably not a bad idea these days... esp with the technology being so cheap. Hard to believe ALL businesses don't have cameras.
     
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    we have neighborhood watch, so never had a break in. sorry to hear about those stories.
     
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    I forgot about this theft.. My son had a beach cruiser..I think that is what they were called.. Any way coming home from work I saw this guy on a bicycle just like my sons. I didn't think anything about it, trusting soul.. A couple of days later my son comes to me and asks, " Have you seen my bicycle? It isn't where I left it." I told him. "Yes, as a matter of fact I have. I saw a man riding down the street on it the other day." It didn't dawn on me that the man on the bicycle had just stole my son's bicycle.. So much for trusting people, huh? Oh, well you live and learn. It doesn't take too many thefts to make you aware that people are looking for trusting people. We live in the country but I still don't trust people enough to leave without locking the doors.
    I tell you it is nice to trust people but nicer still when they won't steal from you.
     
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    Falena Cherry Bomb Staff Member Past Donor

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    Did you read the story about the NYCity cop and the homeless guy he bought shoes for?
    That story makes the world right. I was so touched when I read it. That cop got the biggest gold star in Heaven!
    http://en.ria.ru/world/20121130/177846569.html
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    I saw the NY cop being interviewed this morning. Great to see a young man with a big heart. Renews your faith in mankind, doesn't it?

    Nice day off today... met a g/f for an early lunch (guacamole, beef & cheese nachos, bloody maria (bloody mary with tequila)) *burp*

    Then we hit the stores and shopped til we dropped. At least she did. I took her back to her car, then hit a few more places by myself (which is how I prefer to shop). Then I dropped.

    Made a dent in that Christmas list... and bought a few prettys for myself. [​IMG]
     
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    Remember Mike Moore did a documentary on Canadians leaving their doors unlocked, he walked up to their doors and opened them to say hi without knocking.

    The best time to go the mall is the day before christmas eve, everyone is excited its a great feeling.
     
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    Just opened the bar 12/1/2012, feel free to come in y'all.
     
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    Happy Dec 1st, LM

    Heard this one and thought of Falena.. no idea why...

    [video=youtube;QeOQEE9su54]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeOQEE9su54[/video]

    'sup, y'all?
     
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    [video=youtube;YDYfXlMR9QA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDYfXlMR9QA[/video]
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Happy Sunday, y'all. Home from fighting the crowd. Geesh, where do all these idiots come from???


    [video=youtube;_dIBL4tYQPI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dIBL4tYQPI[/video]
     
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    Hey, it's cold out there.
    Can I get an Irish coffee.

    For God's Sakes, you guys aren't talking politics in here are you?
    And BTW, anybody see any gypsies around here?
     
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    They scattered like roaches, its like something on the nature channel where animals run.

    There is a minority at the top making a lot of money from their mansions.
     
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    Listening to The Gap Band.... bobs head....

    "So I got to get up early in da morning, to find me another lover"

    Hears phone ringing, again......

    I try to sell insurance to every telemarketer that calls me.

    Slits his wrist, the Cowboys finally won a football game! (Woot)

    Like me new avatar SMW? (wink)

    [video=youtube;FQe5DieoJj4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQe5DieoJj4[/video]

    Like what you see darlin'
     
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    Luvin, it, Shoey... got Mike's number? Might have to give him a ring-a-dingy! WOO HOO!!!

    Good morning folks! Good to see ya here, Rox! Pull up a bar stool and make yourself at home!

    Who wants breakfast?

    Cheap whiskey, strong coffee and Camels... that's today's menu... take it or leave it!!
     
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    Christmas is right around the corner.And I heard tell someone say there's
    a nice Raccoon coat in my size just waiting for a home at Neiman Marcus of Dallas.
    Not to be confused with Neiman Marcus of Schenectady.
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Was that Neiman Marcus or Needless Markup?

    I'll be glad to get you the coat, honey... as soon as you email me your CC # (and I get myself a little something)
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Where's falena? Where's shangrila? Where's Kimi?

    Geesh, you'd think it's already May 21st around here.

    [video=youtube;Z0GFRcFm-aY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0GFRcFm-aY[/video]
     
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    Man do they have any shame.Why do normal people shop there.I dread to think what they charge for
    ordinary socks.I mean,they take the name brand thingy TOO FAR.
    I guess some people { Like the characters on the TV show - Dallas - }
    really think it's great to get a gift with a Neiman Marcus price tag.
    Quite Depressing.Of course I guess it goes with the culture.Our Government is
    considering to stop printing Dollar Bills.No more New dollar bills.
     
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    They don't charge those high prices just for their high quality merchandise. You're paying for the service. It's impeccable. Nothing cures depression like a present from NM. ;)
     
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