You can pick two guns, which would you choose?

I might get a a Bazooka for home defence.

Discuss...

 

I've thought of claymore mines, myself.

 

What about a blunderbuss?

 

Better than the other half owning a BOB while you are at work. Do you want to see a pic?

 

Think about it. Claymores on your property line. You don't even need to be awake to defend yourself.

 

What about grenades?

 

You gotta be awake, right?

 

Do you think I could get a F-16 on E Bay?

 

DO IT....

 

Do you think you could afford it?

How about this one?



Nice and soft and cuddly.

 

If not, you could get one through the Jewish/Russian and Israeli arms merchants. You need just one? How 'bout one for the missus?

 

I was thinking of flamethrower for her.

In pink?

 

If you haven't already found this, here it is. The answer to your gun size & bullet caliber questions.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caliber

 

You DO realize it's the round that determines the relative power of a weapon and not the weapon itself, right?

The way you refer to the Makarov makes one think you might be unclear on the concept.

 

The only gun that can do it all is the twelve guage pump shotgun. I'd get it with an 18-20" barrel and adjustable choke as a trade off between home defense and hunting.

 

Heckler and Koch Mk23

"The MK 23 has exceptional durability in harsh environments, being waterproof and corrosion-resistant. It uses a polygonal barrel design, which is reported to improve accuracy and durability".

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heckler_&_Koch_Mark_23

 

Any on the list would be good fun. I chose the Glock 17 because I'm more familiar with Glocks (or I like 'em better) than some of the others. My second choice is the 1911 because there is a world of choices in that one designation. I'd prefer the STI 2011 like this one

 

This is no kidding, my cousin and her husband have matching his/her M-16s with laser sights. The family that blows (*)(*)(*)(*) up together stays together.

But you can't go wrong with flamethrowers as lovely birthday gifts.

 

What about a chainsaw v a flamethrower.

In a shopping mall.

 

She's YOUR wife. Whatever you feel most comfortable having her come at you with

 

Beretta 92FS, a good dependable pistol. Too large for conceal carry however.
You can't go wrong with the Model 1911 .45 either.

Those are my choices among those listed, but for conceal carry a weapon that isn't listed, Sig Sauer P226.

 

I don't have a wife though.

What now?

Do I first have to get a wife, then get the flamethrower, or if I get the flamethrower, does a wife come with it?

 

Trust me on this, flamethrowers are chick magnets. I say buy a half dozen and see how it plays out.

 

Off to the Flamerthrower Shop then.

 

The only gun I need as a geek: