Best News EVER! Justin Bieber Says He’s Retiring!

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  1. danielpalos

    danielpalos Banned

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    Good for him; I hope he remembers to be a good capitalist and strive for perfection in money management as well.
     
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    Bieber ain't no Leif Garrett, or even Shaun Cassidy for that matter.
     
  3. AboveAlpha

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    I repeat...what the HELL is a BIEBER?

    AboveAlpha
     
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    It was just posted..... it's a small penis. And it's retiring.......
     
  5. AboveAlpha

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    Ahhh....good!

    AboveAlpha
     
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    Bieber pissed in a kitchen mop bucket on camera.. Tags hotels with spray paint.
    Dresses like an idiot. Coined the term swaggy. And is a staunch pro life nit wit.
    He also disrespected a few historical figures.
     
  7. Stuart Wolfe

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    She's the 2000s version of Britney Spears.

    The entertainment industry anticipated these reactions, which is why they turned her image into something risque.

    They anticipated that a bunch of bored, gossipy individuals would harp on it just because it was "Miley Cyrus" doing it (as to opposed to say, Madonna, who had been doing even more risque stuff sincce then 90s). If it had been anyone other than "Miley Cyrus" (ex. Ke$sha) no one (with a life) would've given a sh*t

    It's just marketing 101 and some gullible fools read more into it than that

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    And if he was pro-choice you'd be humping his leg

    /end thread
     
  9. smallblue

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    In all likely hood he will end up going no where but down as the years go on just like all other pop stars. Retiring might not be a bad idea. Would be nice to be able to retire at the ripe old age of . . . .19.
     
  10. AboveAlpha

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    I hear he has a new song called....I'm a MANUFACTURED POP STAR and as the lyrics go...."and as my voice has changed I can no longer be a boy heart throb so i'll be begging for loose change!

    I used to have a posse follow me now their creditors.....as my Recording Label Masters my girlish voice once served.....

    .....well they say i'm no longer needed my services that is.....as my Alto Level Vocals turned to Bass won't bring profits....

    .....so they threw me a big party for retirement the papers say.....but I can't refute this statement as my contracts wrote that way.....

    .....and now you will see on street corners holding up a sign.....that reads I AM AN UNEMPLOYED MANUFACTURED POP STAR....brother can you spare a dime?

    AboveAlpha...p.s...I know that was mean...but I could not help myself!
     
  11. Makedde

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    Best Xmas present ever.
     
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    At least he still has his net worth of $100 million to live off of. Best retirement package ever.
     
  13. AboveAlpha

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    Perhaps....but I have found through experience when a Musician is CREATED by a label or corporation....such a musician tends to have a limited shelf time.

    Because such a label or multimedia group must spend a great deal of money creating and promoting such a would be star....such contracts are often VERY ONE SIDED.

    I hope the kid is OK and made money....this does not mean I can stand listening to this manufactured crap music for 1 second....but hey....I hope the kid made money.

    AboveAlpha
     
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    I would add Rush, Guess Who, Ann Murray and even the McKenzie brothers!
    Some real crap has rolled down out of Canada but so has some good stuff.
     
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    The little boy who made tons of money thanks to americans being below average in IQ. And who, like a kind of disease, spread out to make people even more ignorant than they already are. If at least he had some kind of message to give, like the pop celebs of the old, but really there is nothing out there, just a desert dead plain in terms of meaning.
     
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    He's not only famous in the US but throughout the entire western world. Also bands Like one direction which spawned in the UK seem to do quite well. What's with this below average IQ americans as if there aren't plenty of dumb people all around the globe. Its pretty dishonest.
     
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    You are in error.
    It's a small penis, dangling from a larger, but ineffective, penis.
     
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    More than western world i would say throughout the anglophonic world. But more than any other country, justin made root in america and that's because it' s the nations that easier falls in the mind tricks of modern " music " industry: " hey wooow, that's justin bieber so cute and good at singing ". One must be really low on self consciousness to feel good to buy bieber's albums. And to my advice, america is the nr. 1 in the world in this, i don't mean to be offensive but that's just the idea i made up in my mind, and many other people too.
     
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    Seriously I saw him perform on some show two days ago and I was appalled. I thought he was some clean cut kid who could sing. Instead, while he was clean cut, he kept grabbing his crotch and holding his package just about every other step. And his performance seemed to be more about his moves than his singing. To tell the truth: I couldn't understand a word he was singing. I didn't like it when MJ grabbed his crotch but Bieber took to even more extremes even going so far as to grab his package and hold it for several seconds.
     
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    I've got no problem with Celine! She at least has a set of pipes that can hold a tune and Canadian or not...I can understand everything she says which I cannot say the same for Bieber or Nickleback! :)

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    Shania Twain! :)
     
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    i wasn't sure how the board would react to "If I had a Million Dollars". :nerd:

    [video=youtube;zksj_9wpvQM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zksj_9wpvQM[/video]
     

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