Where Should Satan Have His Capital?

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Where Should Satan Have His Capital?

Poll closed Mar 1, 2014.
  1. Las Vegas

    4 vote(s)
    28.6%
  2. Hollywood

    1 vote(s)
    7.1%
  3. San Francisco/Berkeley

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  4. New Orleans

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  5. New York City

    1 vote(s)
    7.1%
  6. Detroit

    1 vote(s)
    7.1%
  7. The White House

    7 vote(s)
    50.0%
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  1. Greataxe

    Greataxe Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Godless people are everywhere, but some places are simply crawling with them. Which place would Satan find most attractive from which to lead his anti-Chirstian followers?

    • Las Vegas
    • Hollywood
    • Berkeley/San Francisco area
    • New Orleans
    • New York City
    • Detroit
    • The White House
     
  2. Durandal

    Durandal Well-Known Member Donor

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    In God's Country, of course.
     
  3. AKRunner88

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    Well I'm a Godless heathen living in Colorado but Satan sounds like a fun ass dude. Would love to host him here in Denver.
     
  4. Durandal

    Durandal Well-Known Member Donor

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    All we can do is prepare the way for He who must come after us, amirite? You've got Denver, I've got Sioux Falls.
     
  5. Greataxe

    Greataxe Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Satan couldn't be prouder. Your governor is another great example of what can be found in your state:

    Colorado Governor Hickenlooper allows a racist hate criminal who murdered four unarmed souls in cold blood to escape justice:

    Colorado Governor John Hickenlooper granted a reprieve on Wednesday to the state's longest-serving death row inmate, ordering his execution blocked indefinitely in a move that infuriated prosecutors and victims' families.

    Dunlap was convicted and sentenced to death in 1996 for shooting to death four workers at a suburban Denver pizza restaurant where he had recently been fired.

    But prosecutors said Dunlap deserved to be put to death for the slaying of three teenagers and their 50-year-old manager, who were shot execution-style after pleading for their lives. A fifth victim who survived the shootings implicated Dunlap in the crime.

    Arapahoe County District Attorney George Brauchler, whose predecessor prosecuted the case, blasted the governor for granting what he called "clemency light" to a cold-blooded killer.

    "There's going to be one person in the system who will go to bed tonight with a smile on his face, and that's Nathan Dunlap," Brauchler said. "And he's got one person to thank for that smile, and it's Governor John Hickenlooper."

    http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/05/23/us-usa-execution-colorado-idUSBRE94M02K20130523
     
  6. Herkdriver

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    I've got to go with Las Vegas.
    It has the heat and the sin compatible with Hades.
     
  7. wgabrie

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    I'm voting for New York City. If Satan were real I'd want him conveniently close by so I can go over there with some things I want to talk about. :wink:

    Sorry God-ies if Satan is real you can't hog such an interesting character all to yourselves! :rolleyes:
     
  8. mutmekep

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    JP Morgan's HQ
     
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    Vatican city ?
     
  10. anomaly

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    This would have been my only choice had it been on the list, as it wasn't I didn't vote!
     
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    Can't beat Vegas.
     
  12. Greataxe

    Greataxe Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    This poll was only for Godless American places.

    As for the rest of the world, there are too many to list.
     
  13. anomaly

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    Oh I'm sorry I didn't know it was only for godless places in America... In that case he should definitely set up shop somewhere in the bible belt, perhaps Lynchburg Virgina he'd fit in with all those haters there at Jerry's place!
     
  14. Greataxe

    Greataxe Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    I doubt if your views on Christianity are any much different than Stalin's or Mao's. Ditto for political views.
     
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    Well if your a christian doubting reality is your specialty.
     
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    Well since God likes to hang out were all the kiddie fiddlers are, it would make sense that Satan enjoys spending time in the opposite I places like that.

    Neither one exist, so this thread is laughable.
     
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    Las Vegas churches are full on Sunday.
     
  18. Steady Pie

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    How could it be anywhere but Detroit?

    I myself have always liked the character of Satan. Seems like a nice guy, sometimes offering to help a brother out with some bread and water in the desert, sometimes having a friendly wager with God. Plus he's totally got that cool uncle vibe going for him. Very much into the amoral way of doing things rather than the moralistic.

    That appeals to me from an aesthetic point of view.
     
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    Could be anywhere but one thing is for sure, he ended up in america.
     
  20. goober

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    Why would an imaginary being locate where people don't believe in imaginary beings?
    I think Satan lives in the Bible Belt, because he does love incest, and racism, and intolerance, and people who believe in imaginary beings ......
     
  21. Greataxe

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    I think Satan would be most at home with our current leader with his imaginary faith in God, doing imaginary good work.
     
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    Pandemonium is not listed. :-|
     
  23. Aleksander Ulyanov

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    The house of the OP isn't listed.

    It's rather late into February for this kind of thing, isn't it?
     
  24. Injeun

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    The DNC in Washington.
     
  25. goober

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    But you have to admit Reagan was probably Satan's favorite president, he even lived at 666 St. Cloud Road.......
     

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