Sexuality's "lowest difficulty setting"

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  1. Ctrl

    Ctrl Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    I disagree. I am pretty sure all parades are gay.
     
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    What would be wrong if it were socially acceptable for women to insist they need to fornicate us into relationships simply for the sake of honesty as a moral and form of respect toward fellow human beings, and its impact on the greater glory of our immortal souls?
     
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    Whoever said that is an idiot. Being a woman or a gay male is the lowest difficulty setting. Even the homeliest looking women out there have no trouble finding guys who want to do them.

    As for gay males, well according to statistics they have about 10X as many sexual partners in a lifetime as the average straight males.
     
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    I should be more grateful for Man's invention of money and the Institution of money based based markets, than I currently am.
     
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    When there's a 5:1 male-to-female ratio at all of the bars, and the women who do come are always with a male "friend" or several... yeah. Or you could try a place that's not a bar, in which case they won't be interested in socializing at all.
     
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    I can't believe any guys who have money are complaining about not finding easy and convenient women, they are only easy but inconvenient women (for me).
     
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    Ha, yeah right. Men and women are programmed different when it comes to sex. Not really genetically but by society. If a woman walks into a bar and simply walked up to a random guy and said "hey do you want to come back to my place later?" then 99.9% of the time he'd follow her home.

    Doesn't work that way for men. Men have to do some sort of work for it, women can literally ask pretty much whoever they want and get them home.

    I see why nature programmed us to be different. Could you imagine a world where women thought like men? Imagine a world where a man could walk into a bar and walk up to pretty much any random woman he wanted and get her home? We'd have like 500 billion people in the world right now.
     
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    If men are so simple as straight males, why do women have such lousy pickers even with so much practice in modern times?
     
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    What the hell are "pickers"?
     
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    The "method" by which women pick, Mr. Right.
     
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    Okay. Rephrase your question in a way that makes sense and I will try to answer.
     
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    If it still doesn't make sense to you; i don't want to write an essay to explain it.
     
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    Head this on the radio:

    People say that being a stud and a whore are one and the same. But its not. In order to be a stud, you have to be charming, good looking, have a nice car, nice house, have lots of money, have another nice car, another nice house, more money, and have a fake job. In order to be a whore, you just have to be there.
     
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    Another thought:

    Men and women are taught different things:
    Boys are taught to pursue, girls are taught to always resist/say no.

    So, this would actually make gay men the lowest difficulty setting. How do I know? My [gay] brother screws with people because he is just a dick like that (but in an awesome way). He is capable of getting fifty numbers in twenty four hour period. How? Guys are horny mother(*)(*)(*)(*)ers, and will do just about anything for a lay. Now if my brother were straight, would he be able to obtain fifty numbers from women? No.
     
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    would we be worse off if it were socially acceptable for women to fornicate us into relationships, not only for the sake of honesty as a moral in modern times, but also for fun and practice and to become more fond of each other.
     
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    Yes, I've heard that joke delivered by an Australian stand-up comic...

    50 numbers in 24 hours? A woman asking for numbers from straight men could do it in 24 MINUTES.
     
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    24 minutes? Maybe an hour. lol

    But yeah, I agree with your OP.
     

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