BSNBC Reports: Legendary liberal activist Michael Moore has teamed up with Secretary of Sate John Kerry (did you know he served in Vietnam?) to combat racism. We spoke with Mr. Moore & Mr. Kerry recently about this groundbreaking idea. Mr. Moore stated to us he came up with a revolutionary way to fight racism using technology. "Well, I was just sitting on the couch comtemplating ways to lose weight and eating a pizza, and I decided to watch one of my favorite documentaries, Bowling for Columbine, which as you may recall, I made some number of years ago." The ever humble Moore continued, "It got to a part in the film where I stipulate that the reason so many people associate young black men with crime is because every time you turn on the evening news, it's another crime story with yet another picture of a young African American male as the perpetrator, and people start to notice a pattern after awhile. So then it hit me: Why not use photoshop to change the skin color of the criminals to white, and then air the story on TV? I thought it was such a great idea that I ordered another pizza to celebrate. I then called John Kerry to come over and discuss how we could get this accomplished. We agreed to have a sleep over to discuss things. we sat up half the night in our jammies, sippin' hot chocolate, and honestly, I began to feel a little bit like Pajama Boy, from the Obamacare ad." [Editor's Note: For those of you who don't know, Pajama Boy was an Obamacare ad featuring Organizing for America volunteer Ethan Krupp, decked out in a one piece pajama suit, sipping hot chocolate. Never saw the ad? Picture a feminine version of Rachel Maddow, and you've got a pretty good idea.] Michael and John were still sipping hot chocolate at this point in the interview, so I proceeded to ask Mr. Kerry if he was optimistic about Mike's idea, He responded, "Well, I think it's a great idea, although I'm sure we will encounter opposition from the racist republicans, because they can't stand change, especially change that is positive for blacks." "African Americans", Moore interrupted. "What?" "African Americans, we don't call them blacks, that's so 1960's..." "Oh, my apologies". Mr Kerry continued, "Anyway, I apologize if I offended any black - er, African Americans, because I know they have struggled quite a bit, and I know all about struggle, believe me, I was in Vietnam, and I kept struggling within myaself, trying to figure out which side I was on." Micheal nodded his head, in apparent agreement with Mr. Kerry. I thanked both men for their time, and Mr. Moore was kind enough to show me to the door. Here's hoping we can continue to see technology bring America closer to racial harmony. --The preceeding was a BSNBC special report from journalist Akmed Walid Muhammad.
It seems that the majority of racism today is from the left and used to control the groups that they claim to support. It is obvious that by being on the left they are entitled to speak hateful things and are ignored by reporters. Dan Rather said - "(Obama’s) a nice person, he’s very articulate this is what’s been used against him, but he couldn’t sell watermelons if it, you gave him the state troopers to flag down the traffic." Al Sharpton - “White folks was in the caves while we [blacks] was building empires … We built pyramids before Donald Trump ever knew what architecture was … we taught philosophy and astrology and mathematics before Socrates and them Greek homos ever got around to it." Jesse Jackson - "‘Hymies.’ ‘Hymietown.’" -- Jesse Jackson’s description of New York City while on the 1984 presidential campaign trail. Bill Clinton to Ted Kennedy - "A few years ago, (Barack Obama) would have been getting us coffee." Ralph Nader - "The Israeli puppeteer travels to Washington and meets with the puppet in the White House. He then goes down Pennsylvania Avenue and meets with the puppets in Congress. The Israeli leader then 'brings back millions of dollars' in aid to Israel." Harry Reid - was wowed by Obama's oratorical gifts and believed that the country was ready to embrace a black presidential candidate, especially one such as Obama -- a 'light-skinned' African American 'with no Negro dialect, unless he wanted to have one." Chris Dodd - "I do not think it is an exaggeration at all to say to my friend from West Virginia [Sen. Robert C. Byrd, a former Ku Klux Klan recruiter] that he would have been a great senator at any moment. . . . He would have been right during the great conflict of civil war in this nation." Mary Frances Berry - “Civil rights laws were not passed to protect the rights of white men and do not apply to them.” -- Mary Frances Berry, former Chairwoman, US Commission on Civil Rights Mary Frances Berry - "Tainting the tea party movement with the charge of racism is proving to be an effective strategy for Democrats. There is no evidence that tea party adherents are any more racist than other Republicans, and indeed many other Americans. But getting them to spend their time purging their ranks and having candidates distance themselves should help Democrats win in November. Having one’s opponent rebut charges of racism is far better than discussing joblessness." -- Mary Frances Berry, former Chairwoman, US Commission on Civil Rights
