I guess that all depends on what you definition of "pervy" is, besides as with everything, moderation is everything.
What's the matter with eating some fried chicken while reclining in bed watching The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson?
I ADORE craig!!! Have you been watching it? Now that he knows hes done after december...hes 1000 x worse. Lol.
LOL, I know right? I love Craig too, that guy is an amazing host, I'll miss him, Geoff and Horse! This is one of my absolute favorite moments on the show, I remember watching it when it happened on TV and I died! Still do whenever I watch it: [video=youtube;3iN9RhdVWK8]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iN9RhdVWK8[/video]
Darlin' it's not early...it's past 10 am here, gettin' my butt ready for work! What are you doing up so early? It's what? 20 mins past 3 in the morning there in the great state of TX? Go to bed woman!
I moved to this little city about six years ago. Never did meet many people but four years ago there was a guy running for state gov on an opposition ticket. He was using a name the same as mine so to avoid any harassment I modified my name to that in my profile. Still don't know many people, never was harassed but kept the name. Shoulda used it when I was a kid... or at least when I was younger.
I fell out of a window, dropped 12 stories and landed into a bucket of red paint. I was 3 and the bucket was big. Mom didn't recognize me because I was covered in green paint. The rest is history.
My username John Squire, is the name of the quite magnificent guitarist in the iconic band (where I am from anyway) The Stone Roses. I decided to use it here because it is the name I put on my fake ID card when I came to the US on a J1 student visa. Nothing overly illicit or anything, I just needed fake ID to get served booze in the US when I came here for a summer, many years ago. I was fairly sure that bar staff in the US wouldn't recognise the name and I was right. That was one hell of a summer!
40 or so years ago an anonymous citizen in my town used to put out a 2 page weekly newspaper that cost 5¢. It was in all the small grocery stores and the 5¢ went to the owners of the stores , the person who published and distributed the little news paper did it with his/ hers own money and equipment and never was reimbursed . The newspaper would take all politicians and citizens to task if they did anything dishonest or just didn't do their job . The editor was one of the fairest and honest and was owned by nobody . Honor ,morals ,common sense, and the truth was presented. The editor passed on and I wanted to keep his little idea alive.
No respectable barkeep in my town would ever proof a pure bred citizen of Ireland . Please accept my apology for any disrespect you encountered here in the states. To make up for it JS I will personally be your official escort if you ever get over to New York where we will imbibe at every pub between the Bronx and Montauk and the tab will of course be covered by yours truly . Again please accept my apology for past injustices .