So, I was walking through the mall and I saw a Muslim Book Store. I was wondering what exactly was in a Muslim bookstore so I went in. As I was wandering around taking a look, the clerk stopped me and asked if he could help me. I imagine I didn't look like his normal clientele, so I asked, Do you have a copy of Donald Trump's book on his U.S. Immigration Policy regarding Muslims and illegal Mexicans?" The clerk said, "(*)(*)(*)(*) off, get out and stay out!" I said, "Yes, that's the one. Do you have it in paperback?
I have to say 99% of the posts in the humor section are just completely retarded not funny in the slightest. Thanks for being one of the 1% that is actually funny.
I was the hit of a party with that one. But yeh, a LOT of political humor on either side just isn't very funny, It's even more so with religious humor, if there even is any. Most fundamentalist humor has a punch line like "and then God saw them doing something he didn't like so he killed them all very gruesomely", which fundies seem to find just hilarious. Same with politics. Humor is, after all, is about making fun of something and most people have a hard time seeing the laughs to be had from ridiculing their most deeply held beliefs.
Hahaha! Very good sir, very good. I'm going to pull a black move and steal that joke (as you can tell my humor is very offensive )
