Drunken behaviour

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  1. Ritter

    Ritter Well-Known Member

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    Alcohol is an awful drug, but it carries great magic and can make the most unexpected things happen. Given this, I wonder how you guys act when pissed; do you get any super-powers? Does it awake any extrordinary skills or drastically change your personality? Or anything else you would like to share?

    I do not really like alcohol and rarely do I drink myself to sh*teface, but the few times I do, I start to speak fluent Italian (lmfao) or - more typical - I tend to start over-analysing things (which I do when sober too), except I do this without thinking (lol) - this one time - my friend had a fight with his broad and for some reason I thought it was my fault so I started apologising twenty trillion times. :laughing:

    As far as personality goes, I do not really change that much. I am reserved when sober and reserved when drunk too and if I am not smashed and only "buzzed", I get even more cautious lol. I like the linguistic boost the drug gives me when it is abused though and would like to experiment more with it. :laughing:
     
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    You been drinking much lately?
     
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  3. yiostheoy

    yiostheoy Well-Known Member

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    If you don't drink much or rarely then you are really a woman.
     
  4. ArmySoldier

    ArmySoldier Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    I talk A LOT when I'm drunk. I also all of the sudden become a subject matter expert of every topic. And rich.
     
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  5. Ritter

    Ritter Well-Known Member

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    Oh my. You should see the amount of alcohol the modern broad consumes at the club. I assure you that I am a man. ;)

    Gentlemen don't drink.
     
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    yiostheoy Well-Known Member

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    I meant on the INSIDE.
     
  7. Ritter

    Ritter Well-Known Member

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    I do not consider myself particularly "girly" and have not heard any such complaints from my surroundings either. Only once did some fgt at some other forum tell me that I "type like a girl" (whatever the heck that means). :p
     
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    RPA1 Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    If I drink a little it relaxes me....If I drink too much...I get dizzy, sick to my stomach and pass out. Only done that a couple of times though...Yuck!!
     
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    Well now you have.

    If you don't like to drink alcohol that is girlie.

    A girlie will have a drink or two and then be plastered.

    A manly man can drink half a bottle of liquor -- just like me.
     
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  10. Ritter

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    I never said I can't take alcohol, I just said I rarely drink it. ;)

    Anyways, if not liking booze makes me girly then I guess I am girly.
     
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    Yup.
     
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    My husband is a non-drinker. I'd wager he's more manly than most. He's super fit, can build a house, take a car apart (and put it back together), catch fish, grow food, break a horse, change diapers, play guitar, and eat super hot chili. So there.
     
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    Nope.
     
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    Oh yeah, the self-medicating 'man' is the bomb.
     
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    Too much man for ya? Don't worry, few meet his standard. You're not alone.
     
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    nope.
     
  17. VietVet

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    Allegedly Trump doesn't drink.
    Does he grab his own Pu$$y?
     
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    yiostheoy Well-Known Member

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    Yup Trump's dad taught him not to drink.

    That is a true statement.

    Not relevant to this thread but a true statement.
     
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    When I stopped drinking, a lot of ugly women were unhappy....;)
     
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    I would've preferred that his dad would've taught him honesty.
     
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    Forgot to mention, he's also a highly qualified scientist.
     
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    ... there are lots of geeks and nerds doing science, yes.

    Not all in software.
     
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    Well that is not what real estate is all about.

    You've got to exaggerate to sell properties.

    And that's what Donnie is good at -- exaggerating.

    He does that to the point that people feel it is lying.
     
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    Surprisingly I'm actually a pretty calm drunk. I'm a super humble and chill guy all the time and alcohol just sort of reinforces that in me rather than doing the opposite like it does for many others. Whenever my friends and I go out I'm always the one who has to be the voice of reason when they start getting out of control.
     
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    So you admit that Trump is girly.
     

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