'Gay' Britannia.

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  1. cerberus

    cerberus Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Jesus is the BBC going to flog this to death for ever!! Good recruiting ploy though! They're dressing it up as 'loving someone' in an interview on Today right now. Nobody has a problem with men or women loving one another fgs! :wall:

    Gay Britannia and beyond: The best TV programmes marking the 50th anniversary of the Sexual Offences Act
     
  2. The Scotsman

    The Scotsman Well-Known Member

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    You have no idea what its like!
    I felt left out.... alienated.....I had to hide my drab mundane hetrosexual family lifestyle and live behind a facade of butch, mustachioed gym sessions. I kept being stared by bronzed spray-tanned adonis when out with my wife, they laughed and said I looked like an extra from last of the Summer Wine so I bought assless chaps and a pink feather boa to fit in! Now the BBC has thrown open the cupboard doors and I feel liberated and free to be myself, I can wobble down the street in my 26" heels, trowled on make-up and dodgy dresses.

    Embrace the diversity.... buy a boa!!
     
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    Deckel Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    You must not have yellow jackets or sweat bees where you live. I mean assless chaps probably look good, but I am guessing they would be bee magnets.
     
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    :roflol:...its a hazard...but i'm sure they would put condoms on their stingers before pricking one in the ass...;)
     
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    I just called myself a 'Lesbian With A Penis' and hung out with the lesbians.
    It doesn't matter what gender, I'm still that white guy. I love my life.
    Shout out to my Ebony Lesbian Crew - Best damn crew a guy could ever ask for, tbh.

    I love London...

    Soho is awesome -
    from high end guitars to the LGBT community to the straight clubs and night life and all of that, even the Hare Krishna temple know how to party.
     
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  6. cerberus

    cerberus Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Arrgghhh! Excuse me while I puke.

    **** 'diversity'!
     
  7. RiaRaeb

    RiaRaeb Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Well that will be easier if diversity is wearing his assless chaps!
     
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    Lesbians goood....should have more lesbians on TV
     
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  9. see you next tuesday

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    I thought you blocked me ages ago? Why the change of heart?

    Still worried about the muslims or has another group of people got you angry?

    What about gay muslims? they must seem like the perfect nightmare to you!
     
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    cerberus Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    The BBC is still bashing away at it - almost like they're on a recruitment drive?
    [​IMG] Which wouldn't surprise me in the least!! I'd better be careful they don't brainwash me into er, changing sides. :eekeyes: [​IMG]
     
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    Derideo_Te Well-Known Member

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    Is this a good time to remind the OP about his "propensity towards intolerance"?

    [​IMG]
     
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    cerberus Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Well it's just that sometimes I feel excluded from society, that's all. Sorry to rain on your (gay?) parade though!
    [​IMG]
     
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    How ironic given that was exactly how you made gays feel!

    Payback is a female cur!
     
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    cerberus Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    But you don't understand - it's the gays who make me feel excluded??
     
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    Derideo_Te Well-Known Member

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    No, it you that doesn't understand.

    It is YOUR INTOLERANCE of gays that is making YOU feel excluded.
     
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    I once ended a poem I recited that I wrote when I was invited to an LGBT poetry night in Stoke Newington once by one of my ebony lesbian friends in 2015.


    L G B T

    Does not

    Include me

    I am straight

    I don't hate

    I am

    Just me
     
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  17. cerberus

    cerberus Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    I can assure you that I never give 'gays' even a fleeting thought except when they persist in reminding me of what they do. I suppose you don't mind if I hold a different opinion to yours, otherwise that would make you the bigot??
     
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    Derideo_Te Well-Known Member

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    I uphold your right to your intolerant bigoted opinions but you don't have any right whatsoever to act upon your intolerant bigotry towards gays.

    Does that clear it up for you?
     
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    cerberus Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    No it doesn't, and I'm not going to be drawn into your smart-arse word games and rhetorical gymnastics. So good day to you!
     
  20. see you next tuesday

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    What he's saying is that its absolutely fine for you to hate gays.

    Just don't use it as an excise to be a c##t towards them.

    Seems fair enough to me.
     
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    cerberus Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    What's an 'excise'? [​IMG]

    Any more of this trolling and you'll be reported.
     
  22. RiaRaeb

    RiaRaeb Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Dear BBC,

    What is this country coming to when you promote gays and act as if they are just normal people. It really is not good enough, and I understand my bigotry is being ridiculed. Upsets the memsahib, don't you know!

    Mr Angry of Surbiton!

    Anyone remember Mr Angry on Radio 2?
     
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    Wow, black lesbian woman. That's pretty much the coolest of the cool. 'Course, she'd be trumped by a black lesbian dwarf feminist transvestite, but nobody's perfect.
     
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    ... I don't kiss and tell.
     
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    cerberus Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Jesus and my post got deleted!
     

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