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  1. Sallyally

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    And the Darwin Award goes to...
     
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    An Indian chief had three wives, each of whom was pregnant. The first gave birth to a boy. The chief was so elated he built her a teepee made of deer hide. A few days later, the second gave birth, also to a boy. The chief was very happy. He built her a teepee made of antelope hide. The third wife gave birth a few days later, but the chief kept the details a secret. He built this one a two story teepee, made out of a hippopotamus hide. He challenged the tribe to guess what had occurred. Many tried, unsuccessfully.
    Finally, one young brave declared that the third wife had given birth to twin boys. "Correct," said the chief. "How did you figure it out?"
    The warrior answered, "It's elementary. The value of the squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides."
     
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    Love it, I am nicking that one off you!:applause:
     
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    Go for it, I nicked it too!
     
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    My church choir died due to organ failure.
     
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    What's worse than raining cats and dogs? Hailing Taxis.
     
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    This is even worse!

     
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    Now why did McCain lose?

     
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    Holy moly!
     
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    My wife just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline; she hit the roof.
     
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    That's not called a moly.

    She was sooooooooooo hot....

    How hot was she?!?!

    She was sooooooooo hot that my computer screen melted when I watched her video
     
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    Only if she kept her eyes open while she was kissing you.

    :D
     
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    From your avatar it sounds like a same sex marriage.

    Not sure if this is what you intended to convey.
     
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    I'm not sure where this dumbazz expression comes from.

    Cats and dogs usually means this and that -- all kinds of varieties in a store.

    Makes no sense for rain.
     
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    I heard this joke back in middle school back in the 1960's.

    It has been around for longer than you have probably been born.

    It makes no sense because you cannot make a teepee out of deer skin or antelope. You need buffalo hide. Only buffalo hide is tough enough to serve as a shelter from rain and hail and snow.

    And there are no hippo's in North America.
     
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    It is no crime or sin to admit impotence and/or ineffectualness.
     
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    Finally a funny one !!!
     
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    This is funny too !!!

    And it parodies modern PC doubletalk.
     
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    This is not funny because no commander uses such a stunt to start combat.

    It is pure foolishness.
     
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    This makes more sense in Auzzie-speak.
     
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    Really bad electrician puns too. Not funny. Not punny either.
     
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    It's a pun.
     
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    Don't you measure electricity in Watts and resistance in Ohms in the US?
     
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    No.
     
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    Then you need to fix your avatar and/or your moniker.

    Good luck with that.

    Avatars are easy to change.

    Monikers are virtually impossible to.
     
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