Tasteless Humor

hopefully this one won't cost him 300K or whatever it was....I guess its easy to type stormy when you mean melanie..or melania...or hot dom bitch....

 

Are you Scotch?

 

I was offered 8 legs of Venison for $50. Do you think that's too dear?

 

no mate Scottish...Scotch is a drink

 

What you "need" is a genuine sense of humor (knowing what is funny) and a basic understanding of etiquette. It's like when you're at a party and some schlub says, out of the blue, "Yeah and that Trump's a big stupid ******, that's what I think!" And then he starts bellowing in fake laughter.

It's bad manners, which you either understand or you don't. And as we see ....

 

Why "Lol"? You didn't seriously laugh at that, unless you are ill, so stop pretending.

 

I relayed that to my woodturning group and they loved it!

 

John and Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and John got pulled over by the police. The officer told John that he was stopped because his tail light was burned out. John said, "I'm very sorry officer, I didn't realize it was out, I'll get it fixed right away."

Just then Jessica said, "I knew this would happen when I told you two days ago to get that light fixed."

So the officer asked for John's license and after looking at it said, "Sir your license has expired."

And again John apologized and mentioned that he didn't realize that it had expired and would take care of it first thing in the morning.

Jessica said, "I told you a week ago that the state sent you a letter telling you that your license had expired."

Well by this time, John is a bit upset with his wife contradicting him in front of the officer, and he said in a rather loud voice, "Jessica, shut your mouth!"

The officer then leaned over toward Jessica and asked. "Does your husband always talk to you like that?"

Jessica replied, "only when he's drunk."

 

I laugh at you all the time. It was a totally sincere LOL.

 

Tell me a good cancer joke and then go post your Trump troll posts elsewhere. I really don't want to ignore you, but you are becoming a humorless bore, no offense.

 

LOL, sincerely! Truly, I'm laughing out loud at you. HA HA HA!

 

People on social media kill me. I have a thread where I say I have hired a bunch of escorts and see sugar babies, and talk about what it's been like, and I'm accused of making it up.

You really have to wonder if anyone's home upstairs around here, a lot! If it was a fantasy I wouldn't talk about spending a fortune to do this.

As Floyd asked "Hello, hello, hello, is there anybody in there? Just nod if you can hear me. Is there anyone, home?"

 

What's a woodturning group.... it that like a therapy session of un-hinged carpenters....

 

But, he is the president of the USA. Everyone in the world reads his twitter posts. He should spell check them before he posts.

 

No doubt. But typos aren't humorous unless they say something different than what the writer intended. We're in the humor section. This tweet belongs in the "Another Reason to Impeach Trump" thread.

 

I don't think it's a reason to impeach him, but it is a reason to make fun of him.

 

lol

 

Yes, we should all do, but we don't. It's called, "Human error". Unfortunately, your job description doesn't eliminate it.

 

I really believe the leader of the free world has to be held to a higher standard.

 

Happens when someone makes a typo, there are 30 words in his tweet, why not give credit 29 are spelt right? Why do people focus on the one that's wrong?

 

Because it is his wife's name. He's a cheater. It's just another example of how little he actually cares for her.

 

I think we'll have to leave it as a difference of opinion.

 

So the defense of trump has been reduced to: He can almost spell!

Ten years down the road: Trump only started one world war. You need to consider all the days he didn't start a world war.

 

We are all old and unhinged. Turning wood on a Lathe. Making bowls and such.

 

now that sounds nice and relaxing...good for you!!