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  1. delade

    delade Well-Known Member

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    Alice,

    I recently had intercourse with a sheep at a friend's house. He is a sheeprancher and one day he was talking about how good it was. He left town for a few days and asked me to feed his animals. I took the chance and gave it a try. The strange thing is that I enjoyed it more than having sex with my girlfriend. When I was a young lad I was molested by a female babysitter. I was wondering if you may think that the earlier incident in my life has affected my sexuality. I liked it so much that I want to do it again, but I am worried that I may contract a STD from the ewe. I have heard that you can.

    Could you please help me?

    Sincerely,
    Woody


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    Dear Woody,

    Generally speaking, the STIs (sexually transmitted infections) we associate with person-to-person sexual contact, including HIV, cannot be transmitted through sexual contact between humans and animals because these infections are species-specific. There are a number of infections that are known to cross the species barrier, but these are not the STIs that concern most humans — for more information, check out the archived response to Bestiality. If you remain worried about potential disease risk with any type of sexual activity, follow safer-sex guidelines — such as wearing a condom — in each and every one of your sexual encounters.

    Aside from infections, here's something else to consider: it's impossible for animals to consent to sex with humans, and these acts are illegal in most places. If animals become the focus of one's sexual attention and activity, it might be time to call a mental health counselor in your area to explore what's on your mind: concerns, motivations, etc. Have you asked yourself why you might want to have sex with non-human animals? Are there other worries besides STIs that prompted you to send in the question?

    As with other uncommon, taboo, and/or illegal activities, sexual contact with animals might be stimulating for some people because they are secretive, forbidden, and potentially dangerous acts. On the flip side, an animal doesn't "kiss and tell," nor do her or his expectations "get in the way." Some historical background on human-animal relations, along with other reasons why anyone would even horse around this way, can be found, again, in the response to Bestiality.
    http://goaskalice.columbia.edu/answered-questions/sex-animals-and-stds
     
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    delade Well-Known Member

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    In the 80s and 90s it was way stay away from animals because it was thought that HIV and AIDS came from the cross mixing of human to animal intercourse.

    I guess things are getting cleared up it seems.
     
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    delade Well-Known Member

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    Bestiality is much, much more common than you think
    You might think that bestiality has died out, or that it only happens on farms, or that it's illegal everywhere. You would be very, very, very wrong.

    https://www.health24.com/Sex/Sexual...much-much-more-common-than-you-think-20150218


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    delade Well-Known Member

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    Do you really really really really NOT think that drugs plays a part in this?

    Do you really really really really NOT think that drugs plays a part in self depression?

    Do you really really really really NOT think that drugs plays a part in BLAMING GOD?


    What is self depression if NOT based off drugs?

    Depressions caused by OTHERS who are based off drugs.


    It's either resist them or join them. right?

    And there are also the 'cheerleaders' for their side as well.

    Wanna get laid?
     
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    delade Well-Known Member

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    Girls are forced or asked to perform certain acts and from there, "it gets worse and worse, until a John forces himself upon her. Boom. It's done. She's broken in," Xian says. "If she tries to leave, the pimp beats her up."

    They often also threaten to tell their families.

    They must meet a quota of $1,000 to $1,500 per day, Munoz says, explaining that the rate for 15 minutes with a child prostitute in Honolulu is $100. At that rate, they must serve between 10 to 15, but sometimes even 20, men a day.

    The fees for children are much higher, Xian says. "At minimum, $250 for a half an hour, if not more." She remembers a victim she met two years ago, whose pimp was paid $10,000 for one night. She was 16 then.

    https://www.aljazeera.com/indepth/f...t-sex-trafficking-hawaii-160120111423579.html


    This has nothing to do with peer pressure, right?

    Student sexting on the rise in Rapid City schools

    Within the first month of school starting in the fall, sexting incidents were discovered in every Rapid City area middle school, most high schools ...
    • May 14, 2018 Updated May 14, 2018

    Police have seen a rising trend of Rapid City children sending naked images to each other using their cellphones.

    Journal file
    Sexting has apparently become a huge problem among adolescents in Rapid City.

    During a workshop Monday evening, representatives of the South Dakota Internet Crimes Against Children Task Force spent close to an hour discussing the rising trend of minors sending each other naked images by cellphone. And the dangers that go along with it.

    Both boys and girls have been found asking for naked pictures, but boys often initiate the exchange, Rapid City Police Detective Elliott Harding said during the event at Best Western Ramkota Hotel, which drew a crowd of about 60 adults. Boys will “say anything and everything” to get ahold of these naked pictures, including threatening to hurt themselves.

    http://rapidcityjournal.com/news/lo...cle_c11bda26-aa6e-56fa-ab13-a25de5e09856.html


    'I was shocked': Father catches man sexting teen daughter, hatches ...
    wreg.com-May 10, 2018
    FRESNO, Ca. — A father who caught a man sexting his teen daughter took matters into his own hands — and with no violence involved.
    http://wreg.com/2018/05/10/i-was-sh...-daughter-hatches-plan-to-catch-him-on-video/


    Some 'underage' prostitution could be voluntary.


    Having Children is a cost of parenting.
     
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    Beer w/Straw Well-Known Member

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    delade, when you masturbate do you think of sheep?

    And if so, r u sinning twice over?
     
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    tecoyah Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Ya see...was a man in a pub. In walks a mate an e says "McGregegor ya seem a wee bit down, ats a miss.

    "Ya know" says McGregor. "I lived in this town me whole life....Built the school house yonder I did. I quarried the stone, chopped the trees, built it I did with me own hands."

    " I built the Church too I did...still do they call me McGregor, the school builder...McGregor the Church builder...Nah...they Dunt"





    "But ya F@ck one sheep".
     
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    STDs in animals and humans have a historical relationship. "Two or three of the major STDs have come from animals," says Alonso Aguirre, a veterinarian and vice president for conservation medicine at Wildlife Trust. "We know, for example, that gonorrhea came from cattle to humans. Syphilis also came to humans from cattle or sheep many centuries ago, possibly sexually." The most recent, as well as the deadliest, STD to migrate to humans is HIV, which hunters acquired from the blood of chimpanzees, says Aguirre. The disease became transmissible from one person to another through semen and other bodily fluids after it had spread to the human population.

    http://discovermagazine.com/2008/sep/09-how-often-do-animals-get-stds

    Syphilis from sheep was so common - remembering there was no cure back then - that literally some places outlawed wearing boots because for sex with sheep the rear legs would be stuck into boots. It was a desperate measure. In fact, sex with animals is the original source of most STDs, spreading from cattle, sheep and then chimpanzees. Syphilis, gonorrhea and HIV are the 3 lethal biggies, though most strains of the first two now can be cured. In the past they could not.
     
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    PatrickT Well-Known Member

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    I had sex with your girlfriend, Woody, and can understand your dilemma. Are you, by any chance, Woody Kaine, son of Sen. Tim Kaine?
     
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    One Mind Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Not funny, just some sick sh*t.
     
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    APACHERAT Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    By the late 1980's gay men stopped having sexual intercourse with monkeys.

    But today Latino illegal aliens account for committing most of the dog rapes in America.

    Immigrant sheepherders endure harsh work, low pay but are sexually satisfied.

    http://www.sandiegouniontribune.com...ndure-harsh-work-low-pay-2010jan14-story.html

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    There was a guy around here who was having sex with farm animals. He got caught because the pigs squealed on him.
     

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