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    6 out of 7 Dwarves are not happy
     
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    9 out 10 people enjoy gang rape
     
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    A psychiatrist had no patients in his office and he was bored. Suddenly , the door opened slowly and a man crept into the room on four legs. His mouth was full with pieces of colored plastic. He was holding strange objects in his hands. He was dragging cables along behind himself. The doctor was glad because of the visit and exclaimed, "And what do we have here, a little snake? Come to Uncle Doctor, my snake..." The man shook his head. "Oh, sorry, I didn't notice your legs. You're a dragon, right?" The man shook his head again angrily. "Sorry... a worm?" The visitor spitted out the plastic pieces. "Go to hell, you idiot! I'm the system administrator and I came to change your LAN cable!
     
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    "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?"
    "Backstroke I think sir."
     
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    "If I had a dollar for each gender, I'd have 2$ and a couple counterfeits."
     
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    Waiter, why is your thumb in my soup?
    I have an infected hang nail and my doctor says to keep it warm.
     
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    mildred, honey, i don't want to alarm you but you have a turd in your panties
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    nah, it's just my penis, it untucked itself again
     
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    food-drink-waiter-soup-fly-fly_in_my_soup-theres_a_fly_in_my_soup-rnin579_low.jpg
     
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    Just a couple of counterfeits :shock:
     
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    Now the talk is about

    "Toxic Masculinity"

    as exemplified in this new Gillette commercial.

    What's so toxic?





    Moi :oldman:
    Not Ashamed of My Y Chromosome!






    :flagcanada: FREE Meng Wanzhou!
    [​IMG]
     
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    Good ad- we have similar ones here.
    Domestic violence is their target as well as men just being troglodytes.
    We've evolved past that.
     
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    The ad is catching hell here for being a purveyor of
    "Toxic Masculinity".

    What is "Toxic Masculinity"?
    You know, guy stuff.
     
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    A new army computer is put through its paces. An officer types in a question, ‘How far is it from the barrack gate to the armoury?’ The computer replies, ‘Seven hundred.’ The officer types, ‘Seven hundred what?’ The computer replies, ‘Seven hundred, sir!’
     
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    No painting a picture only men abuse is what it's truly about, which is a lie perpetuated by feminists.

    The reality is the abused abuse gender has very little to with it, it's an unfortunate cycle that's difficult to break denial and demonising one sex over the over is not helping anyone.
     
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    I firmly believe that it is the responsibility of parents to teach their children English and not just the responsibility of teachers. For example: This morning I caught my thumb in the car door and taught my 7-year-old the word "****ettyFuckFuckCuntingArseholeFuckFuckCuntingArseholeFuckFuck."

    I think I broke the auto censorship
     
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    https://www.yahoo.com/finance/news/razor-burn-gillette-ad-stirs-213239163.html
    Razor burn: Gillette ad stirs online uproar
    NEW YORK (AP) -- A Gillette ad for men invoking the #MeToo movement is sparking intense online backlash, with accusations that it talks down to men and groups calling for a boycott. But Gillette says it doesn't mind sparking a discussion. Since it debuted Monday, the Internet-only ad has garnered nearly 19 million views on YouTube, Facebook and Twitter — a level of buzz that any brand would covet.


    The two-minute ad from Procter & Gamble's razor brand shows men and boys engaging in bullying and sexual harassment and encourages men to "say the right thing" and "act the right way." Taking on bullying, sexual harassment and toxic masculinity is a big task for a razor brand. Many critics took to social media saying it was insulting to men and laden with stereotypes.




    Now that is unbelievable.


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    :flagcanada: Do The Right Thing!
    FREE Meng Wanzhou!


    Boycott :flagcanada:
    until the babe is FREE
     
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    It means you havent chopped your dick off to join the democrat party yet
     
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    You don't think that it is more women and kids than men who suffer from domestic violence?
     
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    What was Forrest Gump's email password?
    1forrest1
     
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    You grouped women into the same category as kids that's dangerous thinking given well over 30% of child abuse comes from a female not a male!

    The abused abuse it's a cycle, you really need to check Erin Pizzy she started the first refuge for women in the UK and is now banned from all refuges because she said from day one women abuse exactly the same as men BUT she was right. On the first day she opened the refuge for women men turned up covered in bruises sometimes with stab marks what she was meant to do?

    Feminists hated that.

    I think you'd find a lot of what Erin says makes a lot of sense, she's got no right leanings at all.
     
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    Just had some **** ask me the way to the mental hospital.
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    Bloody asylum seeker.

    Boom boom :)
     
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    I'll have a look at Erin Pizzy. I wonder if Aust stars are different?
    I know that gay men abuse is included in the stats.
    The stat I saw said that men make up a third of the victims of violence.
     
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