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Tasteless Humor II The Second One.

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  1. Gorgeous George

    Gorgeous George Well-Known Member

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    You have fulfilled my wildest dreams. I can't thank you enough. So I won't.:roll:
     
    Gorgeous George, Mar 22, 2019
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    So did everyone's gorge!
     
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    Liberty Monkey, Mar 22, 2019
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    Liberty Monkey, Mar 22, 2019
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    Liberty Monkey, Mar 22, 2019
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    Must be from Alabama if American, Sheffield if British or from Melbourne if Australian :)
     
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    Off to University in an attempt to improve my Cuppa Soup making technique... .
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    I'm doing a Bachelors Degree
     
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    Liberty Monkey, Mar 22, 2019
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    There's stuff you can't unsee or unthink!
     
    Sallyally, Mar 22, 2019
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    No, Tasmanian if Aust.
     
    Sallyally, Mar 22, 2019
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    What's red and got 14 hands...

    ..the fire extinguisher on the space shuttle
     
    Nonnie, Mar 23, 2019
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    Good old Mueller won me £200 :) Unfortunately my friend who I bet with seems to have turned off his phone right now. I only broke even on the midterms so was nice to be back on the up.

    We bet on Trump Jnr being indicted by Mueller.


    Biggest mistake I should have bet on the Brexit delay I gave up when Mark Jarvis wouldn't cover it, should have just found another bookie but I bloody knew it would be delayed last September.
     
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    I went to a faith healer last night and he was ****ing ****, even the bloke in the wheelchair got up and walked out!
     
    Liberty Monkey, Mar 23, 2019
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    Q: Do you know the difference between garbanzo beans and chickpeas?




    A: Trump never had garbanzo beans on obozo's hotel bed.

    :-|
     
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    That's as tasteless as claiming that the last words from the Challenger shuttle were Christa McAuliffe asking "what's this button for."

    You should be ashamed. :-|
     
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    Ok guys, let the woman drive.
     
    Nonnie, Mar 23, 2019
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    Terribly ashamed.. so let me lift some of that shame from you.

    Q:What color where Christi McAuliffe's eyes?

    A:Blue.. one blew this way and one blew that way.
     
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    That doesn't doesn't rise to the level of shame her widowed husband suffered. I heard that later that day he walked the beach looking for a piece of ass.
     
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    Where do American Astronauts go on holiday?

    All over Texas and all over Florida :hiding:
     
    Nonnie, Mar 23, 2019
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    Did you bet Mueller wouldn't indict him or he wouldn't be indicted? Mueller may have indicted only those he needed to rat on the others. He very well may have handed over a list of family members for the AG to indict.
    To stay in the spirit of the thread.
    If Don Jr and Jarod share a cell who is going to be the pitcher and who the catcher?
    Jarod" I did your sister in the ass now I'm going to do you."
     
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    On behalf of Canadians everywhere I'd like to offer an apology to the United States of America. We haven't been getting along very well recently and for that, I am truly sorry.

    I'm sorry we called George Bush a moron.

    He is a moron but, it wasn't nice of us to point it out. If it's any consolation, the fact that he's a moron shouldn't reflect poorly on the people of America. After all it's not like you actually elected him.

    I'm sorry about our softwood lumber. Just because we have mo re trees than you doesn't give us the right to sell you lumber that's cheaper and better than your o wn.

    I'm sorry we beat you in Olympic hockey. In our defense I guess our excuse would be that our team was much, much, much, much better than yours.

    I'm sorry we burnt down your White House during the war of 1812. I notice you've rebuilt it! It's very nice.

    I'm sorry about your beer. I know we had nothing to do with your beer but, we feel your pain.

    I'm sorry about our waffling on Iraq. I mean, when you're going up against a crazed dictator, you wanna have your friends by your side.

    I realize it took more than two years before you guys pitched in against Hitler, but that was different. Everyone knew he had weapons.

    And finally on behalf of all Canadians, I'm sorry that we're constantly apologizing for things in a passive-aggressive way which is really a thinly veiled criticism. I sincerely hope that you're not upset over this.

    We've seen what you do to countries you get upset with.

    Thank you.

    Colin Mochrie
     
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    We bet Mueller would indict him, I'm on it with betting since 2016 I've won over £1000 on £200 stake and broke even once on the midterms.

    I made 2 separate bets (With bookies) at the beginning of 2018 on GOP winning house and senate. If I left betting till the last moment GOP went 5:4 winning the senate which wasn't worth crap but I got 2:1 going to bet, bet early.

    Yes I have my bet on Trump for 2020 but I might well bet on Dem primaries, betting who'd be out first might be an interesting bet. I was going to be on Jeb being out last time but never did and it cost me he had good odds to win at the beginning :(
     
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    I went to borrow a book today , only to find our head librarian had died suddenly overnight.
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    We're holding an eight hour silence on Monday.
     
    Liberty Monkey, Mar 24, 2019
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    Apologies accepted. We should be the ones apologizing to Canada.:smile:
     
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    Fred says ''hold my beer''
     
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