Tasteless Humor II The Second One.

I only know about Raiding the lost Ark from my time as a world famous archaeologist fighting the Nazi's pre WW2

 

No, you are wrong because the marriage never happened!

No sane normal person would stoop to that level of desperation when it comes to marriage.

 

I've been sending donations to Norfolk Mountain Rescue for years.

 

And I've been taking them

 

Something obviously got into her eye!

Furthermore what does that have to do with tasteless humor?

 

Multiple tabs open wrong thread

I had a 5mm shard of metal removed from my right eye when I was 20 didn't have that effect on me lol but also why I always wear safety glasses now, I got very lucky depending on your POV.

 

So just because you have never actually had anything that caused you pain in your eye that pain does not exist?

Seriously?

 

A balloon in the eye and you think that's pain, seriously?

Be best you never leave your house again, if it rains you'll be paralyzed.

 

Thank you for establishing that you are incapable of comprehending what it actually feels like to be smacked in the eye by a piece of elastic.

 

Menstration was painful?....best you just become male buttercup.

 

The way that balloon was "ripped" from her, it must have been very traumatic. I hope she survived such a horrendous ordeal.

 

Nothing touched her eye. She's just a cry baby snowflake. That's why it's in the humour section because of her laughable actions.

If you think the balloon caught her eye, "Should have gone to spec savers" springs to mind.

 

She was lucky to survive

 

That's one interpretation! Lucky for her, not for society.

 

Carving a boob from a tree would be pretty cool.



Wooden tit?

 

TBF 60% of this forum has been on suicide watch since the Mueller report came out

 

I take it you don't wear contacts?

 

Been short sighted almost 30 years. I only wore them for a decade or so I now wear glasses. When I went reclaim the streets and got in the police faces I wore my glasses because I'm not a retard. Sally will back up I wear glasses Also police are far less likely to hit you in the face with glasses it's a definite bonus.

It doesn't hurt anymore being hit with contacts in than without having been beaten up both with and without contacts.

Contacts are thin plastic "films" these days the rigid ones are long gone, they're "semi rigid" at best

 

Did you hear about the wooden cow?
It wooden milk.

 

Not for one side or the other, but the the eye is very sensitive. A small piece of grit feels like a boulder. A blow to the eye is a shock.

 

A man returns from a foreign holiday and is feeling very ill. He goes to see his doctor, and is immediately rushed to the hospital to undergo tests. The man wakes up after the tests in a private room at the hospital, and the phone by his bed rings. "This is your doctor. We've had the results back from your tests and we've found you have an extremely nasty STD called G.A.S.H. It's a combination of Gonorrhea, AIDS, Syphilis, and Herpes!" "Oh my gosh," cried the man, "What are you going to do, doctor?" "Well we're going to put you on a diet of pizzas, pancakes, and pita bread." "Will that cure me???" asked the man. The doctor replied, "Well no, but... it's the only food we can get under the door."

 

Two in the pink, one in the stink