Tasteless Humor II The Second One.

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    A Russian spy, an IRA supporter and a racist walk into a pub.


    The barman says "What can I get you Mr Corbyn?"
     
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    Way too profound for this bunch. The least you could have done was to tell us to wait until we've been properly infused with coffee or LSD.
     
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    this guy belongs on this thread.
    introducing "Alabama Tom".

     
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    Being gay might be the least of your concerns.
     
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    Yes, yes it does.
     
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    It's Royal Ascot day today.

    A guy knocked on my door and explained he's from the bookies. His insider tip was Dusty Carpets, never been beaten. I've put £200 on to win. Thanks for the tip, saved me going down to the bookies, thoroughly nice chap. Feeling lucky.
     
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    My mate Ammo who I've spoken about before once bought £2000 of cigs from a pikey. Opened the shipping crate showed him the cartons. Opened one and took a pack out gave my mate a cig he had one. My bought them and the guy asked if he could nick the open pack which my mate said yes.

    10 minutes laters he finds out he's bought a packing crate of filter tips packed into fake marlboro packs.

    He paid £2000 for 1 cig
     
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    an improvement over pants hanging off your butt? Just get those underwear completely out (which, I guess, no longer makes them underwear)
     
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    especially how moist he got.
     
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    My wife says she enjoys sex more whilst on holiday.


    Well, I can tell you, that was an awkward postcard to receive.
     
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    Love Boro.
     
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    Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years.
    Dogs run and they live for 15 years.
    Turtles don't do anything and they live for 150 years.
    LESSON LEARNT!
     
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    I just got back from Dubai where I was offered 40 camels for my wife.
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    I usually only smoke Marlboro, but hey...a deal’s a deal
     
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    Whats the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping tom?






    a pick pocket snatches watches......
     
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    What does a prostitute and an airplane have in common?





    They both have a cockpit.
     
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    whether it's a manmade or natural disaster, the best emergency supply kit contains only three items
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    a lawn chair, a bottle (or three) of scotch. and a big bag of popcorn
     
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    my secret chili recipe, shhh, don't tell them:

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    You bastard!!! That's evil! Wendy's chili? For shame I say for shame!
     
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    to y'alls anal addicts, do you enema first, do you carry one with you 'just in case'...
     
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    I will never understand why my fridge has a picture of a carrot on the beer drawer
     
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    Tell us. I’m not familiar with the procedure.
     
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