>>MOD WARNING<<<Funny Political Memes Part V

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    Marcia easily memorizes standard leftist talking points:
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    Now be honest, you probably should been, right?
     
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    After the Soviet Union went belly up the displaced Marxists started mentoring and bankrolling U.S. radicals who in turn worked their way into and up the ranks of the Dem Party's power structure.
     
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    Sure there are but they're slaves.
     
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    Not all refugees are so because of poverty. If that were the case then none would be admitted. War, oppression and fear are the more common reasons. Migration is more commonly due to financial reasons.
     
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    Trump wants to look like he's doing something to reduce the death toll. This is a win win for him, he gets to pretend that he's working on the problem but in reality he's just eliminating foreign competition which is cool with the gun lobby.
     
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    Maybe its my deformation professionnelle, as an academic, but I think it was American academia that was on the main axis of advance. Once you've occupied that high ground, you can starting taking territory in every direction, because the people who operate society nowadays, from the schools to the political parties to the PR departments of big corporations, all pass through college. "Give us a child from the ages of 18-22, and he is ours for life", as the Jesuits didn't say.. And it was not a KGB plot, just a natural development, aided by the post-war expansion of higher education.
     
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    Yeah, you look very aroused! Not.
     
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    Actually I think it was both. I was going to touch on education as I think it -- and the control of the new media -- represent the massive growth point for the Left, but I also think that there was a large infusion of agents -- perhaps backed, perhaps freelance -- from the collapse of the old Soviet Union. In truth I am probably wrong about that, but for a conspiracy theory it satisfies various itches.
     
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    Hmmm.... an image comes to mind ... KGB Training School, in Leningrad, the American-Infiltration Project .. the year is 1959 ... the ''volunteers" for this long-term assignment are assembled in a room ... seated behind desks ... the Section Chief gets up, goes to the front of the room, and addresses them.

    "Comrades!!!! I salute you!!! You have been chosen for very important assignment ... critical for safety of our Soviet Motherland. Your high scores achieved during your training mean you are to be first wave of agents infiltrated into America ... to live there for rest of your lives ... as American professors.... you will have to face many hardships ... new automobile every four years ... salary twenty times your current Basic Agent Grade 3 ... notorious looseness of American women, so unlike our sturdy Russian tractor-driving girls ..but I know your training will allow you to resist temptations of capitalist degeneracy! A difficult assignment ... those who did not score so well are being sent to our glorious allies, to serve in Albania and North Korea ... but you got most difficult job...

    You will go into their best universities and rise to leadership positions ... your advancement to department chairmanships will be swift ... Section C will deal with any academic rivals or critics in the usual way, just send us list of names using one-time pad method."

    The agents look grimly determined, although a close inspection of their faces might reveal a certain gleam of excited anticipation in many eyes...

    "Now comrades ... your specific assignments .....

    ...... Ivan, Pyotr, Arkady, Kiril ... you will become professors of history .. writing new textbooks ... is easy assignment, just take old textbooks and remove all things showing our enemy in good light .. ..

    ....,,,,Kostya, Gavril, Evgeny, Aleksi you become professors of sociology ... produce research papers showing terrible suffering caused by American capitalism .... is also easy assignment, just remember your course in manufacture of disinformation propaganda ... your work does not even have to be as sophisticated as that ... now ...

    .....Fyodor, Boris, Dobry, Maksim ... you will become heads of departments of 'queer studies' .. uh ... [speaker reddens, looks uncomfortable, but continues] 'queer' means 'homosexual' ... you know... one man, another man ... together they make ... you know .. .. is very important assignment, comrades ... we have defector from England, Guy Burgess, to teach you advanced techniques ... apparently with these people, is not like with women, just shove in ... you must ...er ... Comrade Burgess will show you ...

    Now ... I know you must have many questions. So ten-minute break for toilet, then back here..."

    Ten minutes pass. The agents file back into the room and take their seats.

    "Good ... all here ... but... wait ... where are Comrades Fyodor ...and Boris .. and Dobry... and Maksim ... someone go to toilet and bring them here..."

    An agent leaves the room ... he returns a few seconds later, very excited.... "They're not in toilet Comrade Instructor ... and ... guards at exit ... are dead! Necks broken!"

    The instructor mutters, "Of course, basic emergency exfiltration technique 3B ..... SOUND ALARM!!!!!"
     
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