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Fartgate: Dem Rep Eric Swalwell apparently farts live on air!

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  1. HB Surfer

    HB Surfer Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    This is of no surprise, because the guy is totally full of crap.
     
    HB Surfer, Nov 19, 2019
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  2. icehole3

    icehole3 Well-Known Member

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    Dem Rep. Eric Shartwell
     
    icehole3, Nov 19, 2019
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  3. icehole3

    icehole3 Well-Known Member

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    Ladies and Gentlemen we have our leaker!
     
    icehole3, Nov 19, 2019
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  4. icehole3

    icehole3 Well-Known Member

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    Eric maybe the Deepfart WB.
     
    icehole3, Nov 19, 2019
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  5. icehole3

    icehole3 Well-Known Member

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    I'm here all day folks.
     
    icehole3, Nov 19, 2019
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  6. icehole3

    icehole3 Well-Known Member

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    I hope to have more "BREAKING NEWS about BREAKING WIND" later.
     
    icehole3, Nov 19, 2019
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  7. Natty Bumpo

    Natty Bumpo Well-Known Member

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    Natty Bumpo, Nov 19, 2019
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  8. StillBlue

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    Aside from the ladies here*, I feel it's safe to say we've all cracked one off at an inopportune moment.

    *Ladies don't fart, they poof.
     
    StillBlue, Nov 19, 2019
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  9. Quantum Nerd

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    In my household it is, unfortunately, the other way around.

    Another anecdote: When I was in the hospital a few years ago, the nurses told me that every toot is music to their ears. Because an intestine that produces gas is an intestine that works.
     
    Quantum Nerd, Nov 19, 2019
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  10. icehole3

    icehole3 Well-Known Member

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    icehole3, Nov 19, 2019
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    icehole3 Well-Known Member

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    #Shartgate

    [​IMG]
     
    icehole3, Nov 19, 2019
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  12. StillBlue

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    Relevant part starts at 6:20 in
     
    StillBlue, Nov 19, 2019
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  13. Talon

    Talon Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    And a total laughingstock to boot.

    I'd still like to know what gave that imbecile the idea to run for president...
     
    Talon, Nov 19, 2019
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    Talon Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Yahoo "news" blows but they had quite a bit of fun at Windy Eric's expense:

    #fartgate trending after congressman appears to rip one during live interview
    https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment...-rip-one-during-live-interview-044544496.html
     
    Talon, Nov 19, 2019
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    Collateral Damage Well-Known Member

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    Some people have no sense of humor, and take themselves too seriously.

    Just remember, if you can't laugh at yourself, a whole bunch of people will volunteer to do it for you.
     
    Collateral Damage, Nov 19, 2019
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  16. Natty Bumpo

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    The amusing aspect is that, when Trump pleasures himself by altering Adam Schiff's name, Schiff can reciprocate by calling Trump "Trump"!
     
    Natty Bumpo, Nov 19, 2019
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  17. The Wyrd of Gawd

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    How many people were there with him? Maybe someone edited the scene with sound effects as an attempt to embarrass the guy? They should do that to PODS trump and members of his gang when they tell lies.
     
    The Wyrd of Gawd, Nov 19, 2019
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  18. icehole3

    icehole3 Well-Known Member

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    There's thermal evidence it was him.

    https://files.catbox.moe/6gla6p.mp4
     
    icehole3, Nov 19, 2019
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    He probably just wanted to be able to keep his leftover campaign money.

    He kind of paused while he was ripping one.
     
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    Paul7, Nov 19, 2019
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    Everybody farts. His response should have been “it happens to the best of us”. That would have been the end of it. But instead try’s to lie and claim someone slid a coffee cup on a desk is where the fun begins. If you can’t own your own fart, you seriously lack character and deserve to be mocked.
     
    Crownline, Nov 19, 2019
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  22. gamewell45

    gamewell45 Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    It's the "port of ass, announcing the arrival of a major ****".
     
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    I think Matthews had an even bigger one with the totally fallacious premise of his question.
     
    Bluesguy, Nov 19, 2019
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