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It only fools you by cuddling

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  1. Robert

    Robert Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Robert, Dec 7, 2019
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    Somebody needs posting lessons... [​IMG]
     
    Phyxius, Dec 8, 2019
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    You would have thought he's have it sorted out by now....
     
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    His best post ever.
     
    StillBlue, Dec 9, 2019
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    StillBlue Well-Known Member

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    But I agree, tribbles may be all cute and cuddly but next thing you know they've eaten all of your quadrotriticale.
    (I figured we get to make up our own idea of what the OP was.)
     
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    StillBlue, Dec 9, 2019
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    Tribbles are very deceptive. They look soft and cuddly, but those ventral spines and the poisonous anal glands are a hazard for the unwary.
     
    Sallyally, Dec 9, 2019
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    Tribbles are poisonous? No wonder Klingons don't like them, (and vice versa)

    They say the poison of the male duckbill platypus is among the most painful in the animal kingdom, though I have no idea where I heard that
     
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    Aleksander Ulyanov Well-Known Member

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    At least he managed to try posting a picture. i can't even do that.
     
    Aleksander Ulyanov, Dec 9, 2019
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    Tribble stings are worse.
     
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    Have you ever been stung by a scorpion? They like moist, dark places. Always, and I mean always shake out your wash cloth before using it. If it becomes untangled just as you reach a sensitive spot you will regret it and it's a pain that lingers.
     
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    Aleksander Ulyanov Well-Known Member

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    Concise
     
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    First find image you want, if it's on the net then right click on it and select "save image as" note the name and where it is saved.
    Come here and start your post. One of the buttons on the bottom right is Upload a file. Click that. Search and select the photo. it will then upload. You then can insert it as a thumbnail, not recommended or Full image. Go for full image
    tribbleskirk.gif
    as opposed to thumbnail
    tribbleskirk.gif
    Post
     
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    Thank you

    That was definitely one of their best shows. I especially liked the part where the one last tribble fell out on the captain.
     
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    I most liked the ending. Where are the tribbles? What did you do with them?
    Well it was Mr Spoc's idea.
    But it was engineer Scott who executed it.
    If you're finished with this mutual admiration WHERE ARE THE TRIBBLES?
    We used the transporter.
    You didn't transport them into space!?!!?!!
    Oh no sir. That would be inhumane.
    Then what did you do with them?????
    We transported them to the Klingon ship just as it went into warp...
     
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    Well, since it is the one only a few mammals in the world that produce venom.....
     
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    That apparently was unscripted

    Though I once went to a Star Trek convention dressed as a giant tribals with a small plate glued to my backside. I was “ Big tribble in little China”
     
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    Uber used to use only decent drivers. Now you never know who'll pick you up.
     
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    I will not allow my wife to even consider using Uber and such.
     
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    I HATE all venomous things, rattlers and scorpions are the one good thing I can think of about not living in CA

    But I have to wonder if Space wouldn't have been more humane after all. I think the idea of a KSPCA is against all Klingon precepts, ( though there's really little glory or honor in hurting helpless things, even if you do dislike them)
     
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    'Allow' is not a word used in a balanced relationship.

    Recommend, suggest, beg and plead are safer terms.
     
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    Are they better with ketchup or Hot Sauce?
     
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    Rattlers? I've been told they're like chicken, I never heard of anyone besided James Corden eating a scorpion
    Tribbles aren't edible, all fur.
     
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    I suppose our relationship is unbalanced then...perhaps I am a bit protective. Being in love can do that.
     
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    I've had rattler. Meh.
    Tribbles must have something under that fur to hold it all together. Maybe only a mouthful, sized just right for dipping.
     
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