Smartie's Bar & Grill #72

To doubt is Goot.It's very American.In fact one who doesn't doubt
risks the chance of buying false teeth when a teenager.Or worse.
Marrying a wealthy woman who is closet skinflint.

 

Sounds abnormally high.An average monthly electric bill should
run around $ 300-400 a month in the worst part of winter.Or the
Hottest part of summer.I saw something about how older folks in homes
using oil are facing shortages due to regulations and emmissions.
I think oil is a poor choice.Anything that casts off smells is unnecessary.
Then again heating in itself casts off unwanted emmissions.Propane
is notorious if a Propane heater.I had to stop using my super heavy
expensive Harmon wood burning insert.because it was too efficient and if a leak
{anywhere} it could slowly gas my house and cause Carbon Monoxide poisoning.
Which it practically did.So I played it safe and stopped using.I used to love
and burn wood.

 

Never ever.Never ever say can't.
What did you say ... Timmy ?
Never ever say Can't,Ma.Because I'm the little engine that could.
Now listen Timmy,just because your father explained the birds
and the bees to you last night don't mean squat.
You mean doesn't Ma.?
That too Timmy.
Well then why dint You explain them birds and the bees.
Huh Ma,huh Ma.
Because your Father is an expert on the subject.
Had to explain them to me a couple times,also.
Care to compare Notes,Ma.
Don't be silly Timmy.I don't do dictation.
Yeah,that's what Pa said also.
That yer in some kind of learning phase.

 

Robbie Burns?

 

I need to get to the crape myrtle pruning soon or it will leaf out before I can. Remember. no more than 1/3 at a time. My daffodils are poking up, and the lilacs have actually budded. Haven't made it up to the ridge garden to see in the hellebores are blooming, but tis the season.

 

Sam Clemens?

 

That deserves a Gold Star.I thought one might say Mark Twain.

 

Good morning. Rain moved out, but still cold.

What's for lunch?

 

That had to be a fun picture to take..

 

Pork chops with candied sweet potatoes.

 

OMG, say it ain't So!

I had desk drawer lunch today. Tuna lunch kit, crackers and cheese from home. Not bad... not good.

 

Taking a break from bingepeachment, lol

 

In the mood for a little country..

 

The best country dance song.



TC, you dance darlin?

 

Does a Tuna lunch kit include a can opener { for the Tuna } plus maybe
some pliers.To take whatever was left of the rusty fishing hook used to
bag the Tuna.Now as to the cheese.Most Cheese need refrigeration.
At least the kind most fit for human consumption.
Or if the cheese did come from home,was it Homemade.
Plus how did you lug all that to work.In a brown paper wrapper.
With maybe a half pint of say ... Bailey's to go with Coffee.Or by itself.
Or if lugging from home a mason jar of freshly made Iced tea maybe a
half pint of Southern Comfort.Something with kick.

 

Sorry, but you would not be entertained. I would only agree to slow dancing, with the understanding that I would be held up. I am all clumsy and awkward in social circumstances.

 

https://images.app.goo.gl/F84uYbQEZcEZ6y2z6

Not that complicated.

 

So what's the dif between a plain can of tuna and a Tuna kit.
Ease of opening.Plus there ain't any Mayr celery.Or possibly
pickle relish.Mustard maybe.I don't think a starving cat would find that
acceptable.I mean,show me cat food in a tin that is nothing but tuna.
I'd go right back to wherever you done bought that Tuna kit and asked
for my money back.I mean,your money.Unless that's yer lunch money.

 

I likeTriscuits and cheese with a piece of fruit.