Can you prove that you are not a 3000 year old goat?

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  1. CCitizen

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    I have been using this board since 2014, but I am not 6 years old.

    I can not claim that I am an 18th century Russian noblewoman who was born in 2004. My Runescape account named after her is from 2004 -- very old by Internet timeline.

    Many people's online avatars are not who they are. How can anyone be sure that they are who they seem to be offline.
     
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    Seth Bullock was the marshal of Deadwood. And I am a semi-retired cop. This is me 33 years ago.

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    Thank you. 33 years ago I left USSR.
     
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    Nevertheless, how can anyone know that their Offline Avatar is who they are. Maybe I am a 3,000 yo goat?
     
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    One of dungeon and dragons characters is a 3,000 year old goat. I hate it so much but there's so much glory in being a goat cleric.
     
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    I am actually a cat who has learned to type.
    Anyone got any catnip?
     
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    I don't look like my avatar. I liked it because it made me laugh. I was having arguments with feminist women and making a sandwich was pretty close to, or seemed like the ultimate evil one could ask a woman to commit. I was just being a smart ass and I thought it was a fantastic commentary. It actually says, "I am still not making you a sandwich, Herb". I laugh cause he could make the damn thing himself, but he is trying to give his wife a peek at the goods to get her to make it for him. Sort of like, when a woman shows you some skin and you want to get her an ice cream or dessert. It doesn't work on her. Women aren't the same.
     
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    I am playing Runescape.
     
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    I could never get into runescape.
     
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    I am in top 0.5% -- rank about 140,000 out of 30+ million.

    I am a 50 yo man in this World.

    Maybe on a deeper reality level I am a 3000 year old goat, and my 50 yo man self is an avatar.
     
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    Start a religion dedicated to the wise almighty 3000 year old goat. It is truly a sign of respect to be worshipped as such.
     
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    No. The scapegoat was not worshiped. All Jewish Laws have profound significance. Ritual laws can not be understood and apply only to Jews. Other laws apply to all people.
     
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    Is the 3,000 year old goat Jewish?
     
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    No. The goat had no ethnicity. The goat is not holy in any way.

    The word scapegoat has a very different secular meaning.
     
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    I think it's time to take a break and go outside for some fresh air.
     
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    My avatar is me with sunglasses, a wind mask, a backwards white sox cap, a 9mm and a CO2 pellet gun, about 13 years ago. I filtered the image to B&W and then solarized it. The plan was to print it out life-size and black-light it in my window to try and startle some of my fellow security patrollers back when I did that for a living. It never got farther than my avatar though.
     
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    Nobody CAN (or Needs) to prove anything.

    In fact, any attempt to solicit personal information could be considered a Rule Violation.

    That said, I really did receive Multiple PhDs on the day of My Kindergarten Graduation and I am the foremost World Expert on Everything.

    Prove me wrong. :salute: :flagus:
     
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    many are not even Americans, take everything with a grain of salt, some countries will use our social media to cause division, take both sides of an issue to the extreme
     
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    with cops shooting in peoples windows with no cause, that woudl be scary
     
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    Trump is a 239lb stable genius and knows the best words, everyone says so... can't even trust some people when you know who they are ;)
     
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    Wow, you look like him. My friend pointed out today, I strongly favor Stonewall Jackson.
     
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    My avatar is me, sitting on the dock rail, watching fish at dusk.....:)
     
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    Are yer turds like little round balls?
     
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    20$ a gram, it's top grade. One sniff will do it.
     
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    Is it against the rules to play a mod? In the interest of civility, dont you think we should allow mods to do their job? Pretty sure they dont need a back seat driver. :rolleyes::tp: Prove me wrong
     
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