Tasteless Humor II The Second One.

What is the difference between a street seller and a sausage dog??
A street seller bawls out his wears on the pavement..

 

A Boeing 777 was flying from New York to Paris...
A Boeing 777 was flying from New York to Paris when it encountered some heavy turbulence over the Atlantic. The captain has a decade of flying under his belt and manages to get through the turbulence without any major incidents.

He then switches on the intercom and says, “This is your captain speaking. Sorry for the bumpy ride but the worst is behind us. We should have smooth journey from now on”.

The captain forgets to switch off intercom, and turns to co-pilot and says, “Phew, that was exhausting. I could use a hot coffee and a blowjob right now”. This was of course heard by all the passengers in the cabin.

The head stewardess quickly starts making her way to the cockpit to inform the captain of his folly. Seeing this, one of the passengers called after her, “Don’t forget the coffee!”

 

I went to the doctor the other day and he said to me, “don’t eat anything fatty”
I said “what, like bacon or sausages?” He said “no fatty, just don’t eat anything”

 

This is what I like to see, SallyAlly up early and on the job

 

Ta, mate.

 

Mrs. BB told me that she wants to go someplace she's never been before for Valentine's Day.




I took her into the kitchen.

 

But seriously folks,

 

But not today....