A light hearted look at the FLOTUS, Vol VIII <<MOD WARNING>>

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  1. Sallyally

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    • Eleanor Roosevelt refused Secret Service protection.
     
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    Gorgeous couple. :)
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    Lady Bird Johnson loved Gunsmoke so much that, decades before the invention of the VCR, she would be sent tapes of episodes in case she missed one. Johnson reportedly felt personally betrayed when she learned star James Arness was a Republican.
     
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    Nothing wrong with Donald's looks. All that and a billionaire too. My, my. :)

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    Festus was the smart one in the family. With such wisdoms as "Well doncha see Mathew he was slicker than a horny toads eyeball." And in nearly every episode "You gonna eat that Doc? Shame to waste good vittles." I love that show too
     
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    First Lady at Daytona...
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    Love it when they buzzed the tower in AF1. Priceless. :)
     
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    And they came to the race, the overweight guy and his trophy.
    She is getting a little around her waist.
    Than he addressed the drivers one more time and said God bless you. That was to much for the Gods, how dare he to use their name and just addressing one of them.
    So the rain came out of nowhere and the race was postponed.
    He did not take the warning, did not leave. The race started, finally.
    Still there.
    The place needed a serious cleaning decided the Gods.
    Out of nowhere the sky opened up, rain and winds.
    Like a pressure washer.
    Cleaning the place of the filth that had invaded it.
    Washed it away, emptied the bleachers.
    Tomorrow the sun will shine. A clean and green race track.
    Just the true fans in the bleachers.

    It will be a great race.
    Like the 24h.
     
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    Do you mean this?

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    Are you talking about Pastor Joe?
     
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    It brings to mind a love song for all ages.
    "
    Who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp
    Who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong
    Who put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop
    Who put the dip in the dip da dip da dip
    Who was that man
    I'd like to shake his hand
    He made my baby fall in love with me (yeah)
    Each time that we're alone
    Boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity shoo
    Sets my baby's heart all aglow
    And every time we dance to
    Dip da dip da dip dip da dip da dip
    She always says she loves me so"
     
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    Might I add Ram a lama ding dong, forever.
     
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    Wrong thread.
     
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    It can't be legal to ram a llama's ding dong.
     
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    It depends entirely where you ram it. In Australia it's actually a sport.
     
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    Well, you certainly shouldn't ram it down under.
     
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    So is the amount of plastic they have in common...
     
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    Jacqueline Kennedy is the only first lady to win an Emmy. After she painstakingly restored the White House with period pieces, she invited CBS’ Charles Collingwood for a filmed tour that eventually aired on all three networks. The statuette is still on display in the JFK presidential library in Boston.
     
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    Melania Trump is the only first lady to do a soft porn lesbian photo shoot. Those images are still on display all over the internet.
     
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    After all this time I doubt she could get an Emmy for that period as a super model.
     
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