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Tasteless Humor II The Second One.

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    “Don’t panic, don’t panic!”
     
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    Me and my wife had a big argument on how we were going to rearrange the furniture in the kitchen. Finally I put my foot down and told her where I wanted everything to be and left for work feeling good that I had put my put her in her place.

    When I got home the tables had turned................
     
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    And handy in an emergency. Like the dimes good girls put in their penny loafers just in case they needed to phone for a ride when their dates get frisky.
     
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    Unless you're a Jew.

    In that case you are my chosen people but you're all going to hell.
     
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    Moronavirus - Main symptom is a compulsion to buy huge amounts of toilet paper.

    If you need toilet paper, I can give you some. It's second-hand, but it's only been used once.
     
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    I still have no understanding of this. Can someone please explain it to me?
     
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    At age 3, success is ... not peeing in your pants.
    At age 15, success is ... having friends.
    At age 18, success is ... having a driver's licence
    At age 20, success is ... having sex.
    At age 40, success is ... having money.
    At age 50, success is ... having money.
    At age 65, success is ... having sex.
    At age 75, success is ... having a driver's licence
    At age 80, success is ... having friends.
    At age 85, success is ... not peeing in your pants.
     
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    Ah! .. humans are just living palindromes! :D
     
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