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    I once ran out of toilet paper and thought “no problems I will just use the tissues”

    Didn’t check the box

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    It was an eye opening experience!!!!!
     
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    worms is a side effect?
    oh, hell no, gimme the launch codes!
     
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    Did you find this sign at a bowling alley, or the YMCA showers?


    Axing for a "friend." whistle.gif
     
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    When you ask for trouble, most of the time, you're going to get what you asked for.

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    An atheist dies and goes to hell.

    The devil welcomes him and says "Let me show you around a little bit". They walk through a nice park with green trees and the devil shows him a huge palace. "This is your house now, here are your keys". The man is happy and thanks the devil. The devil says "No need to say thank you, everyone gets a nice place to live in when they come down here!"

    They continue walking through the nice park, flowers everywhere, and the devil shows the atheist a garage full of beautiful cars. "These are your cars now!" and hands the man all the car keys. Again, the atheist tries to thank the devil, but he only says "Everyone down here gets some cool cars! How would you drive around without having cars?".

    They walk on and the area gets even nicer. There are birds chirping, squirrels running around, kittens everywhere. They arrive at a fountain, where the most beautiful woman the atheist has ever seen sits on a bench. She looks at him and they instantly fall in love with each other. The man couldn't be any happier. The devil says "Everyone gets to have their soulmate down here, we don't want anyone to be lonely!"

    As they walk on, the atheist notices a high fence. He peeks to the other side and is totally shocked. There are people in pools of lava, screaming in pain, while little devils run around and stab them with their tridents. Other devils are skinning people alive, heads are spiked, and many more terrible things are happening. A stench of sulphur is in the air.

    Terrified, the man stumbles backwards, and asks the devil "What is going on there?" The devil just shrugs and says: "Those are the Christians/Muslims/Jews *. I don't know why, but they prefer it that way".




    * insert preferred religion to avoid the inevitable responses from the permanently outraged
     
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