Coronavirus empties streets

I was sitting on the wall outside my house when one of my neighbours came up and said, " Notice anything? The street is empty. Coronavirus."

And I replied, "Bollocks. The street is empty because it is pissing down with rain."

And he said, "The government ought to do something"

And I replied, "Do what? Have a word with God and tell Him to stop the rain?"

And my neighbour sighed and went on his way and left me sitting in the rain because I didn't have enough sense to get out of it.

 

Good time to avoid the lines

 

streets are empty = less pollution

 

The streets really are empty now.

This the quietest time on the planet anyone alive has ever seen.

 

For a time there, Boris was looking at the Final Brexit.

 

disagree, it is very loud on the online streets

the computer and stock market guys are making a lot of money, i wouldn't include hollywood since people used to go out to see movies.

 

a good movie for the times.

Do not forget who it is you serve - End of Days - 1999

 

The planet is very appreciative. We finally stopped the planes, ocean liners, and cars. The first two can be permanently retired, but we may need the third for a while yet.