BREAKING: White House Declares Stimulus Checks Cannot Be Used to Buy Firearms or Ammo

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  1. AmericanNationalist

    AmericanNationalist Well-Known Member

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    The difference of illusion(which I never liked anyway, but having it is better than not having it.) What I especially don't like, is that our "betters" are incompetent. We literally have a dictatorship of the incompetent over the masses. A government where fools can diktat over the masses has never lasted. History is littered with those fallen regimes.
     
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    Good April Fool to anger the masses.
     
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    how do they plan to enforce this? ban cash?
     
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    Maybe just a card with no cash withdrawal
     
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    According to the Constitution they are. "A well regulated militia being necessary..........." That means with proper and operating arms.
     
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    They cant :)

    PS. I was rick rolled ;)
     
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    Reminds me of this: Class Warfare Card.

    Honest Government Ad | Cashless Welfare Card
    Dur.:2:21
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    If I saw Covid 19 coming at me, I would dodge left, dodge right, do a barrel roll and come up shooting.
    Realistically how the hell would anyone know if I used my check from the gubmint to buy a shooting iron. I may be a nut job but I am smart enough to deposit the money in my bank, then go to the gun store with my own check book.
     
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    A tweet:

    Nick Hodge
    @_Nick_Hodge

    Pregnant women listen up: File for the stimulus for your fetus, and you either get paid, or Republicans will have to admit a fetus isn’t a child.

    :)
     
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    Your opinion remains irrelevant.
     
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    Gotcha.
    :)
     
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    April fools? Can't be enforced. It goes into my account with the rest of my money. After that, they don't know which money is which.
     
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    No bullets for your gun, but you can use it to buy..
    Cigarettes
    Marijuana
    Heroin
    Alcohol
    Or ....
    You can send the money to an other country.
    :roflol:
     
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    Kind of funny how many posters still don't recognize that it's a 'spoof, April Fools' post, lol... Shows who reads before responding - chuckle...

    It does beg the question, however, - what single firearm acquisition, in the $1,200.00 range, would you buy; hypothetically O-course?

    - Kel Tec RFB .308 has piqued my interest... :)
    - or another Browning A-bolt Gold Medallion, in a .243 this time...

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    Don't forget to buy the ammo with it, unless you already have that caliber.
     
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    Works with the FN Five Seven
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  17. Sahba*

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    I hope that more people learn to 'roll their own' in addition to having store bought ammo... It's amazing now w/ the hand held reloading equipment that one can use sitting on the couch in their living room (not ideal - but workable).

     
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    Please do not buy a Kel-Tec .308
     
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    I’d imagine the orchestra of the Kennedy Center which were fired the day after receiving a $25 million “stimulus” from Pelosi would say that firearms are essential for fighting COVID-19.
     
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    LOL... yeah. True story.
     
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    You must have missed this addendum for the aid checks, many most in need likely won’t receive them if they don’t file returns: disabled, seniors.

    By the way, how could they enforce the purchase of anything? It sounds like a made-up story.
     
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    A lot of people like to talk trash about Kel-Tec, but I'm a fan myself. They're an innovative company and I have no complaints about any Kel-Tec I've owned. My favorite was the sub-2000. Got my heart set on the PMR-30.
     
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    Don't worry. Even if there really is some "White House official" who actually said that this giveaway money can only be used for "essential items", how in hell would they even begin to monitor who buys what?! Moreover, even if some government bureaucrat decided to take this herculean task on himself, the first time a lawsuit grew out of this laughable contention, the court (any court) would throw it out in less than ten minutes! When you throw table scraps out to the dogs, you cannot dictate their 'table manners' because of your personal, subjective interpretations concerning how they eat.

    Me? I'm gonna take my $1,200 and buy a new smart TV -- because I WANT it...! And I'm just waiting for some jive-ass, cube-dwelling government flunkie to tell me that he's going to forbid me to do that.... :roflol: .

    Hint: If it really is a factual story, Trump needs to have his White House Chief of Staff find out who the moron was that dreamed up this 'policy' and put his ass on unemployment before the sun sets today.... :psychoitc:
     
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    neither is peanut butter and jelly, but those can be bought.
     
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    I need a purpose-built home-defense shotgun, so...
    DP-12.

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