Tasteless Humor II The Second One.

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    Bait. The rest of us call that bait.
     
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    she's a bit old for bait...

    Tasteless enough?
     
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    Sadly RN pay in London is £22k - £42k/year
     
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    Mermaids can't spread their legs.
     
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    That's nuts.. It would take them 20 years to pay for their training and school (and here in the US it is quite a bit) I checked here.. Average in Iowa, the lowest for BSN in the USA, at $67K; and hourly between $30 and $58 per hours
     
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    I was having trouble sleeping..
    I've been having trouble sleeping, not getting good sleep, etc, so I went to the doctor and told them I've been having trouble in the bedroom. We chatted for a few minutes without getting into anything specifIc, he was being kind of vague for some reason. Anyway, he gave me a script for some pills and said I think these are going to take care of you're little problem. I thought okay cool, I took one that night, and i slept all through the night... but I don't know how I feel about them. It kinda seems like overkill to me...the doctor could've just told me not to sleep on my stomach...
     
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    “Have you been sleeping by an open window, like I told you?” asks a doctor his patient.
    “Yes, just like you said, doc.”

    “And is the bronchitis gone now?”

    “Not yet, so far the only things gone are my laptop and cellphone.”
     
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    Better than a sleeping pill
    Two guys were sitting around talking and one said, "I'm really concerned, my wife wakes up at night and can't go back to sleep. I don't know how to help her". His buddy thought about it for a moment and said, "I think I have the perfect solution. My wife used to have the same problem so every time she woke up I'd just ask her if she wanted to have sex. She'd go back to sleep almost immediately".
     
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    On my first day in prison, my cellmate said to me...
    “If you ever come close to me, I'll ****ing skin you alive. When we're sleeping, you don't ****ing touch me. You hear me? Don't ever talk to me, either."

    "Great." I thought, "First day in here and I'm already married."
     
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    They give old men in nursing homes Viagra so that they can't roll out of bed in the middle of the night and break their hips. It also provides something for the old ladies to hang onto so that they don't roll out either.
     
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    My wife told the first doctor that I was impotent and then told the second one I had a tiny penis.
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    Eventually I stormed out of the convention before she got to Jon Pertwee.
     
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    Haha
     
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    OK officers. Judas, don't you have somewhere to be?
     
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    Not the sharpest pencils in the box lol.

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