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Tasteless Humor 3, Lord How Many More?

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    prolly means trying to throw the bat over the fence to avoid catching a virus...
     
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    yep, and sadly, even the olympics is no longer country vs country... they all 'hire' athletes from any country
     
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    He hits for 6
     
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    Dunno what that means either.
     
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    That would be a cricket term. Both phrases refer to the batsman hitting the ball beyond the edge of the pitch for a maximum score.
     
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    Of course! I was thinking it was still about baseball.
     
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    That originally was attributed to Yogi Berra
     
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    Captain Tom was very pleased to be promoted to colonel on his 100th birthday.
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    Until he was deployed to Afghanistan.
     
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    Kim Jong is looking a little different since his operation last month.
    [​IMG]
     
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    A woman goes to the doctor for her yearly physical. The nurse starts with certain basic items.
    "How much do you weigh?" she asks.
    "115" she says.
    The nurse puts her on the scale. It turns out her weight is 140.
    The nurse asks, "Your height?"
    "5 foot 8," she says.
    The nurse checks and sees that she only measures 5' 5".
    She then takes her blood pressure and tells the woman it is very high.
    "Of course it's high!" she screams, "When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!"
     
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    How are men and parking spaces alike?

    The good ones are always taken and the free ones are mostly handicapped or extremely small.
     
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    ^ That hurt...
     
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    We love you all, really.
     
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    when a woman says size matters, she's speaking of wealth rather than girth
     
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    They both go to the same barber...
     
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    Trump be like 'lock her up' & 'I could do business with her' all at the same time.
     
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    And "I don't believe I've met your sister."
     
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    Nor have they ever been in Cliff Calvin's mom's kitchen.
     
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    A worker was called on the carpet by his supervisor for talking back to his foreman. "Is it true that you called him a liar?
    "Yes, I did."
    "Did you call him stupid?"
    "Yes."
    "And did you call him an opinionated, egomaniac *******?"
    "No, but would you write that down so I can remember it?"
     
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