A light hearted look at the FLOTUS, Vol VIII <<MOD WARNING>>

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  1. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    She was a millionaire before she married him. Do your homework dear.

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    She wasn't a millionaire before sharing his bed though. Do the math.
     
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    Young mammals are always cute... helps keeps them from being eaten by other species
     
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    So what are you selling here? She's NOT beautiful, intelligent and accomplished?
     
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    A pavilion,,how much did that cost me? It'll be torn down as soon as the orange feces loses in November.
     
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    She has already answered that question. Her response was, "Would he have married me if I wasn't beautiful?"
     
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    Now that is the most intelligent thing I have heard her say. I was going to say to Todd beautiful, yes, accomplished, if your goal is to be a trophy wife then yes otherwise no. But intelligent? We have no idea because the only intelligent thing we've heard from her was written by Michelle Obama. And here you give me another example.
     
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    So, the answers are:

    1. She's a whore
    2. He's a trophy hunter.

    Brilliant!
     
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    Well, a billion is a thousand times more than a million, the question is still legit, and did she not answer the question with:

    "Would he have married me if I were not beautiful"

    So, she married him for the bucks, that makes her a whore, and he married her for her looks, that makes him a trophy hunter.

    They are meant for each other!
     
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    So glad you live inside their heads. Or do they live inside yours?

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    I'll grant you that one. Who am I to challenge the love of others? There was a time when Trump was a young and charming, and handsome, man.
    but, he is none of those things of late, he's morphed into an obese, cruel bloviating pig of a human being, and from where I sit, and I can't fathom what she sees in him, especially since he fornicated with a porn star just after she gave birth to Barron. I can't imagine the psychological damage it must bear on Barron's soul, unless, of course, he's the spitting image of father.

    So, either one of the two propositions are true, 1. She loves him and forgives him. 2. She's clinging to a prenup and waiting for him to die to acquire vastly more riches than she currently possesses or could ever achieve as a model.

    I'l let others duke it out on that one.
     
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    Would you still call her hateful names if she wasn't married to Donald Trump?

    Can you admit shes beautiful or is she ugly by association in your mind?
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    A couple of things. I thought she was far more beautiful before the implants and cosmetic surgery. Her eyes look fake. And, personally, I cannot stand the look of implants and what they do to woman's figure. I find smaller, well proportioned, breasts, not artificially protruding, far more attractive. Of course, looks aren't everything but you did ask me about beauty. But, of course, your average male doesn't see them as I see them.

    I don't dislike her, I believe she is naive, and a victim of circumstance, not realizing what she was getting into when she married him.

    I do believe, however, if she had to do it all over again, if she could have foreseen the future, she would have turned him down.

    I don't know if that is true, but I will give her the benefit of the doubt and believe it. She seems more, to me, like she is in an impossible situation, and, as such, she is grinning and bearing it. I believe sincerely that, inwardly she's going through a private hell. I would LOVE her if she divorced him.
     
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    Thx for clearing that up. Your last sentence said it all.

    She does look miserable, Huh?

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    Our military loves the Trumps, esp the FLOTUS. ♡

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    Jest sayin'
     
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    Legitimate questions, let me offer you a legitimate question, Would Barack had married Michele if she wasn't a dude? Ponder that one grasshopper.
     
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    Now, now -- the former FLOTUS is having a tough time these days. Be nice.

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    Has Melania done any more nude lesbian gigs?
     
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    Not since she was in her 20s. Coulda been one of your girls, huh? ;)
     
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    Great genes!

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