Tasteless Humor 3, Lord How Many More?

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    My drug dealer is a funny guy.
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    He cracks me up.
     
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    My vegan friend has started eating meat.
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    She's gone cold turkey.
     
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    A student visits the principal’s office one day and the principal says to him, “What’s your name, son?” He replies: “D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir.” The principal looks up and asks him, “Oh, do you have a stutter?”
    The student replies, “No sir, my dad has a stutter and the guy who registered my name was an *******.”
     
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    Did you hear about the man with a stutter who went to the shop for a mars bar?
    He came back with 50 packs of m and m's
     
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    A young boy who stutters is talking to his grandfather
    He asks him, "w-why are y-y-you g-g-g-going to s-s-see the d-doctor"

    The grandfather says, "I have prostate problems"

    The boy says, "W-w-what's that?"

    The grandfather answers, "I pee like you talk"
     
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    OMG How were the cows?

    Answer: Delicious
     
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    A woman walks into a sex shop and asks the man at the counter, "D..d..d..do y..y...you hav..hav...have vi..vi...vibrators?", she says stuttering
    "Why yes, maam, we do."
    "D..d...d...do you hh...h..ha..have th...the b..b....bbig ones?"
    "Yes maam, we do."
    "How d...d....d...do you t...t...turn them o..o...off?
     
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    Off to the garden centre.
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    RIP Rik
     
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