Tasteless Humor 3, Lord How Many More?

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    https://www.grammarly.com/blog/center-centre/

    Do you speak British or American English? Depending on your answer, you may differ on which spellings you favor.

    Center and centre have the same meaning. Center is the correct spelling in American English, but British English writers usually prefer centre. Notice that center (and centre) can be a noun, adjective, or a verb. Seeing the two words in real-life examples may help you to visualize how to use them.
     
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    Maybe the pub is owned by a French person who got garden right but used the French spelling for Center.
     
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    Maybe the pub is owned by a French person who got garden right but used the French spelling for Center.
     
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    It's a grey area.
     
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    First day back after lockdown......
    [​IMG]
     
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    Don't get us started on metre and meter.......
     
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    When the mother in law came down with symptoms last week we all feared the worst. Well today our worst fears became reality and the family is going through a tough patch with the news.
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    She's made a full recovery.
     
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    Shoot, I made hot dogs last night and was out of Gray Poupon.
     
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    I must be tired because I read that first as Gay Popcorn.
     
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    There isn't a scenario in the world that I don't like why this photo was taken or the fact that it exists.

    Thank you God.
     
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    When Americans/Canadians use Colour instead of Color blows my mind a little.
    Like that band out of New York City, Living Colour.

    TBH, I know one member of Living Colour comes from London, but still, he was raised in America I thought, but still, Living Colour, an American band.
    [​IMG]
     
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    And I first read that as Gay Cop Porn...
     
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    [​IMG]

    ^ Actual conversation.
     
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    [​IMG] :cynic:
     
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