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  1. The Rhetoric of Life

    The Rhetoric of Life Banned

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    Check to see if she's got a temperature (and a pulse).
     
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    Homeless is a blight that was created by Metropolis conditions.
    The and probably THE only good to come of this Corn Virus is to
    knock down the notion of wanting/needing big city life.
    Were overcrowding,costly living conditions and air pollution
    are almost inescapable.What sane mortal would take that
    over green pastures,birds chirping and fresh air.Like many
    small towns far from the Big city.
    New Yorkers are really gonna need therapy.They already use
    more therapist and Psychiatrist that any American city dweller.
    Maybe it's God's way of steering mortals in the right direction.
    James Cagney figured that out.Left Hollywood and never looked back.
    Got hisself a nice Big Horse Farm in New York state.Literally led the
    Good Life.Devoid of the complications associated with Smog,
    Big city stampedes and just rotten attitudes.
    Voted 11th Greatest movie star of all time and remembered
    for " You Dirty Rat! " { never used those actual words in any film }
    knew well about - Angels With Dirty Faces - { 1936 } having grown up
    as kid in the " rough eastside section of N.Y.city ".
    His Mother wanted him to take up bowling.But little Jimmy was
    too busy engaged in street brawls.His Mom,like most moms forced
    to watch.When considering a career as a boxer,his mom took him aside
    and laid down the law." If you want to be a professional fighter,then your
    first fight will be against me."
    Now ... That's a Mom.They don't make em' like that anymore.
    Could very well be the root of most problems in todays society.
    Take that You Metropolis { Mother city }.
     
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    I just found out last night that vagrancy is a crime.

    I've sort of lost faith in society since I found that out.
     
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    Also, I'm seeing in the news UK seaside/beaches and country parks etc are saying do not come/we don't want you/come back later in a news story dubbed as 'Wish You Weren't Here'.
    I want this to be a two way street then; I want London to urge these people don't come either.
    Like 'you don't want me to come to you, then I don't want to see you in London'.
     
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    James California Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    :shocked:~ My compliments to the mortician :applause:
     
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    God, don’t let her bite you!
     
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    I hope she isnt ill. She definitely could use more food and some sunshine.
    I wish her well and thank her for what she is doing to help people. She can stop by anytime for a nice big bowl of manicotti with brazole. She's not getting a salad from me lol. We can crack that bottle in the freezer open and absorb some vitamin D on the deck.
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Definitely not a poster child for sunny California, is she? I was wondering if she chose the wrong shade of Cover Girl. I think they offer a Recently Deceased in addition to Honey Beige.
     
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    Definitely needs a big dose of Vit. D.
     
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    She is an actress!
     
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    At first I thought she was an albino. I went to grammar school with a boy who was albino. I checked out some other images of her and she had more color in those pictures.
    I had a neighbor who hardly ever went outside. She was a young woman and would hide behind the curtains and peek out. Very odd. She was the whitest white person I ever saw. I called her Snow White because I never knew her real name and the neighbors knew her as Snow White. One day I hear this noise. Like someone was spraying something. I checked it out and a guy was spray painting a car of theirs with cans of spray paint. They loaded up the cars so all you could see was their heads and drove away. The oddest damn thing ever.
     
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    Cover Girl - Covidiot Ash Grey
     
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    I like to go in the backyard and chill.

    A woodpecker appeared in the neighborhood. I feel like getting a pellet rifle.
     
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    I know they can cause a ruckus but man I miss the old woodpecker that use to visit my yard. In fact I miss the racoons, possums and occasional Red fox that where predominate at one time around here. Big City is crowding my little piece of country living. Younger generation moving in and gutting the wildlife and removing the trees so they can put in swimming pools. Fencing off everything. One of the young guys told me the other day he liked seeing the Eagle that has a nest in one of the trees. Told him to enjoy it because I'm sure in a couple years it too will be gone.
     
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    You are welcome to come get our neighborhood woodpecker.

    That, or maybe I'll get a pellet rifle.
     
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    Talking about strange neighbors have you seen the movie "The Burbs."If you haven't you just have to see it. I think you will enjoy it. Bruce Dern is hilarious.
     
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    Just for the sake of strangeness ...
    What if DaisyDon'tTell but does Like to kiss.
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    FB_IMG_1589211879918.jpg Happy Sunday evening, y'all. Baby back ribs, baked beans, roasted potato wedges for supper. Oh yeah, and banana pound cake for desert.
     
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    Um ... would that be a Gerber Baby backed per chance.
    I remember me from days of yore being burped on me baby back
    a widdle too hard a couple times.Could explain some's me's
    awful nightmare on occasion.
     
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    The house these people lived in always managed to house oddness. Another family that bought the place bamboozled my neighbor to loan the mom money to buy her daughter something. I kept saying, you are never gonna see that money. She was adamant, she would. A year or so goes by. No money.
    One day I called the neighbor who loaned the money to the Chiseler. She was sitting outside in a lawn chair and I was looking out my window. I disgusted my voice with a really heavy latino accent like the Chiseler had and said, thank you very very much for buying my kid that wonderful gift. Ok bye bye and I hung up. From in my house, I could hear her swearing about the Chiseler's nerve. Then she got up out of her chair and started storming to the Chiseler's house. I ran out the front door to stop her and said it was me and she started laughing and called me an *******. lol
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Good Moanday, barflies.

    Busy, busy, busy...

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    Scary post. They just voted to build a casino here and me wife likes the slots and I like the poker. We hit Vegas and Fla. casinos about once or twice a year and Dover Downs in Delaware 4 or 5 times a year. Since the lock down I noticed our savings going up. Feels like I'm on a winning streak. My dilemma now is when the Casino ever does get built and open do I take my wife with me to play or go by myself. :juggle:
     
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    Just curious as to your style as far as gambling.Some folk say they
    play until uncomfortable with their losses.They play until they lose
    a certain amount.Winning Anyone ... I don't know.I mean,watching the
    movie - Lost in America - { 1985 } a hilarious movie with Albert Brooks
    and Julie Haggerty.Where it becomes discovered by Hubby Al when they
    decide to split the scene.Just up and say ... hell with it.Take a long vacation
    and act like hippies in their newish Winnebago with their precious Nest Egg
    in tact and protected.Meaning they have discussed in length as to the need
    to By All means protect that nest egg.It's their savior.
    Then they end up in Vegas and a Casino.Brooks never realized his wife
    was the Ideal Gambler.She took it up for the first time while in Vegas
    and started off on a huge Win streak.She was overtaken to her new
    addiction.Couldn't stop.Up and down until she went and done it.Blew
    it all on Roulette.Used the all important " nest egg ".
    I don't gamble AT ALL.I have enough problems with an addictive
    personality.
    What rules to you lay down when gambling.Is there a limit.
     
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    I have a sil who's always been lucky on the slots. Not me... except one night in Vegas when Id lost all day, but was bored so played the nickle slots. A guy walked up behind me and asked if I realized my credits amounted to nearly $200. I had no idea, but stopped immediately and cashed out, having won back what Id lost on cards. Gave me a little more regard for slots!
     
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