The flat Earth society grows increasingly concerned that all this social distancing will push someone over the edge.
I saw where the flat earth society now claims to have members in every corner of the globe. True story. LOL!
How to tell the gender of an ant? Drop it in water if it stinks it a girl ant if it floats it's a boy ant...
The devil whispered in my ear, "you are not strong enough to withstand the storm. I whispered back that's okay, at least I didn't lose my golden fiddle to some kid down in Georgia.
That reminds me of the tragically depressed apiarist. It go so bad that he began to ask, "To bee, or not to bee"?
The hospital calls me up and tells me my wife has wrecked my car. I say, "Who is me! Don't you people ever have any good news!?" "It depends on how you feel about your wife. You see the airbags failed too."
Trump refused to wear a mask at a Ford plant today even though he was breaking the law. He said he didn't want to give the press the pleasure of seeing him in a mask. At least we can all take pleasure in the fact that it is illegal for trump to display his face in public, in Michigan. BTW, the Attorney General for the State of Michigan says he's isn't welcome back.
The tried to get away from the cop by running through the plate glass window. It was a transparent failure.
How do you contact an Italian spirit? With a Luigi board of course! Why do pigs dressed in black never get bullied? Batman has sworn to protect Gotham.
