Trump orders armed forces to keep churches open...

It's certainly strange that you have so much confidence in his base to not vote for him!

 

Lol

We needed trump to take on china.

No one else would do it.

 

He hasnt told me that.

You hear him speak? Yiddish?

 

Except everyone else, but god forbid a trump supporter should know WTF is going on in the rest of the world.

 

The claim in the topic title appears to be fiction.

Clever Churchgoers Avoid Arrest By Disguising Themselves As Rioters.



LOS ANGELES, CA—Religious people in Southern California have found a bold, creative solution for in-person meetings in spite of the continuing lockdown. This past weekend, several area churches attended church services disguised as righteously indignant rioters.

"We already have the righteous indignation thing down," said one church elder. "Now, we've simply added black balaclavas, hoodies, Guy Fawkes masks, and baseball bats! We found that when we do this, we can meet in large groups without much interference from the local authorities. It's been a delightful experience." ​

Leaders from Spirit-River In The City Church in LA County are reporting a successful Sunday service after using this method. Churchgoers were given bricks and fake Molotov cocktails before they surrounded the church with menacing looks on their faces. Several deacons then smashed some church windows to make the riot look more realistic. Unfortunately, onlookers grew suspicious when the massive group of rioters broke out into a round of the smash-hit worship song "Reckless Life Engulfment." Some of the attendees were forced to stage brawls in order to keep up appearances.