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  1. Falena

    Falena Cherry Bomb Staff Member Past Donor

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    I just watched two of his videos. He seems like a really nice man. Im pretty surprised those raccoons are so friendly.
     
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    Louise, I was shocked when they didnt find that file in the cake.
    Im on Highway 76 in the parking lot of the tattoo parlor near the Gas and Go. The convertible is gassed up and....... its got 4 new tires.
    Fun in the sun times, Louise.
     
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    Did you guys know that years back, Kimi dated Bob Seger?
    Oh yeah and to this day I think he wrote this song for Kimi. She broke Bob's heart at the Gas and Go on Highway 76. The Dear Diary entry was 5 pages long. lol

    Bob got beat out by a handsome Davy Crockett marine. Goooo.....Davy!
     
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    From what I can tell he is ex-police.Maybe a Constable.
    I hope he knows what he's a doin'.He is obviously Overfeeding those
    buddies of his.Plus all that sugary cereal.I know many a dog breed has
    that problem.They will eat until almost sick.
     
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    Well Danny then you haven't read all the posts here at the Grill.
    I bet Smartie used that expression { Wally World } half a dozen times
    at least.Not that I'm countin'. Because guess what.?
    Math is being considered Racist.I kid you not.
     
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    I don't what it is ... But I don't like Seger.I bought a CD a couple years ago
    at Wally World and can't get into.
    Plus I confuse him for Mitch Ryder.
     
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    The guy has heart. Thats the first thing I thought. Then I thought the same as you. Maybe feed them a little more healthy if you are going to feed them. But in the end, who am I to second guess a nice man with a kind heart and good intentions. I was concerned about him and any one of those raccoons biting him or scratching him.
     
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    I knew that being called guineas would come full circle some day. Just like I knew Columbus's days were numbered.
    I had a conversation with someone who was talking to me about someone they knew going down south for a while. They said, when he left he was lighter than you and came back darker than me. I dont know why it struck me so hard thinking no one ever compared me to a shade of a color like that before. We are all humans but different shades of color. lol I know a simple concept but it was profound to me.

    Im not new wave kewl. I am old school cool. I still think Wally World is a generic term for a water park and always will. Im old now, so I can be set in my ways.
     
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    Mitch Ryder sounds more raspy or growing in his tone to me than Bob Seger.
    Bob Seger reminds me more of a Bruce Hornsby type tone. Although Bruce Hornsby seems to sing in a higher range. I liked Bob Seger's songs on the radio but never bought an album. Ive collected a few over the years cleaning out places for contractors.
     
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    Always wear underwear when you wear a sun dress and are walking on the boardwalk when the tide is coming in and the waves are making that special kind of updraft.
    Not that I would know. A gypsy woman told me that. lol

     
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    Ha ha ha I did date him, he just never really knew
     
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    My 'coons eat straight from the garbage can, and I discourage that.. I'll sometimes capture and deport them.

    If you are young and beautiful NEVER wear undies with a sundress.. we oldsters have to have hope and a reason to go to the Boardwalk
     
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    Pass me the Bailey's.. this coffee needs flavoring/
     
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    Bring it to Arkansas...waiting on Thelma
     
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    Im convinced they put those benches in strategic areas for more than just one purpose.
     
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    Very true.
     
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    Benches? they have benches? Let me find my big hat, sunglasses and little pillow to sit on.....
     
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    As soon as I figure out on this old Texaco map where Arkansas is, Im there.
     
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    BTW.. while it rarely rains here.. convertibles are not a good idea where it often get's over 100 degrees.. tinted windows and a good A/C is our preference here. In fact.. many times the direction I go for a drive is dependent on were the sun is. we have a part of the summer when we can not get cold water from the tap
     
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    Yeah...they have benches.
    One bench in particular and to be honest, there was always an older man or two sitting there. I actually think they probably had a lottery to be fair to all the guys who wait for a spot to sit there. lol
     
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    Oh my. I've called it Wally World for years.

    Then again, we have 'scetti, green peckers (peppers), and few other slightly off key names we call things.
     
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    The raccoons come to feed off my bird feeders and just look at me when I tap on the window, like 'sup?
     
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    I have had two close encounters with racoons and both didnt turn out well.
    First time helping clean out a garage. I reached for a box on a top shelf. There was a raccoon in it and it jumped out and hit me in the chest really hard. Then when it was on the floor it got up on two back leggs and started growling at me. I was like wtf hitting me hard in the chest wasnt enough? I ran one way and it ran the other in the end.
    Second time I see my corn plants in the garden rattling. Then I saw a raccoon. I grabbed the hose off the side of the house and started spraying the corn. One raccoon, 2,3,4 and 5 come out. It was a mom and some babies. Not small babies but you could tell they were young. Mom climbs on the patio roof. The babies follow and are hiding under the tree branches. Im trying to move them on and spraying them while running with the hose and I was stopped dead in my tracks when I ran out of hose and tore the hose wrapper thing screwed to the house off the house. The raccoon paid no mind to me and her and her babies walk out of the driveway like, lets get out of here. That broad is crazy. She's tearin' her house up.
     
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    I've got a photo of one standing on the porch.. the flash made it's eyes glowing green orbs; appropriately.. it looked demonic.
     
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