Why No Bikinis on Colbert?

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  1. Aleksander Ulyanov

    Aleksander Ulyanov Well-Known Member

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    Has anyone wondered why some of the female guests on Late Night shows haven't done it from poolside in a bikini yet? A lot of time I used to stay up just to appreciate the dresses that some of them would wear and the adroit direction producers would exhibit to give perverts like myself upskirts.

    Stars know that showing skin on the late night circuit translates to box office better than any amount of good cinematography. Why are they all suddenly talking heads in muu-muus? Do they somehow think we now actually care what they have to say?
     
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    My guess is Colbert is gay and jealous of any sexy looking women. I have no proof but I'm a pretty good judge of character.
     
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