The Case for Cases

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    Foolardi Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    A Case of Beer heading into a long hot July weekend.
    Even Martha Stewart would agree ... It's a Good thing.
    A case of the Gout before going to the links for a round of Golf.
    Not such a good thing.
    A case of Coronavirus any time of the day or night.
    Not advisable.But then we just don't know.It is not knowable.
    So then why all the hype and fret over something that can change faster
    than a Midsummer Night's weather { as in thunderstorms }.
    Because are Friends in Mainstream media are looking out for fellow
    americans. ? We already know the answer to dat.Fat chance at best.
    Therefore If a Case of the Coronavirus is to be made,how should it be made.?
    Again ... at this point ... Only one's Hairdresser knows fer sure.
    Like Totally.
     
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    Mommie /// Mommie ... can I have a beer.?
    No Harold ... you are too young.
    But Ma,I ain't too young to catch that Corn Virus,is I.?
    Yes and No Harold.You are too young to catch it by playing
    Hooky since School may be out for awhile.
    How long will dat be,Ma.? Longer than Pops tall tale about
    how he can drink a case of beer in a day's time.
    Harold,stop yer fibbing.Your father never said anything like that.
    He merely said ... He felt like drinking a whole case of beer.
    But Ma,what was stopping him.
    I was stopping him Harold.Just Me.Nothing else.
    Now go to yer room before you catch yerself a cold.
    But ma,Folk don't catch colds in July.
    Harold ... is there Christmas in July.?
    Yeah,ya got me there Ma.
     
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    One could ask How long would seniors last at some
    Nursery Home in the state of New York if Goodwill
    delievered fresh cases of Premium beer each week.
    I mean good old Premium beer like Genesee or maybe Knickerbocker
    Beer.Where " nearly 72 % of all New York brewery workers were of german heritage.
    Living in nearby Brauerherberge or " brewer hostels ".
    Italians were the converse or adversary of Germans in the History
    of New York City's melting pot.
    Preferring their Wine instead.Whereas Andrew the Abominable or son of
    Mario the Pious found another venue for New York's nursery homes.
    Over 6,ooo deaths at those Nursery Homes { Grandma and Grandpas }
    due to the Mussolini tactics of One Andrew the Abominable.
    You know the guy who talks so sweetly about One's Grandma..
     

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