Utah Monolith Disappears

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  1. Siskie

    Siskie Active Member

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    Your information is wrong. They all read:

    All Your Base Are Belong To Us
     
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    Everyone, that was your final warning, if you do not send me all your money, I will continually say "nee" and the whole world will suffer. I'm not kidding this time !!
     
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    Bravo, well done!!
     
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    Sleep Monster Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Do extraterrestrials urinate? That would be interesting ... :)
     
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    Sleep Monster Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishible from magic." -- Arthur C. Clarke

    :)
     
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    Sleep Monster Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    See #30.
     
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    Sleep Monster Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Stop! You're killing me!

    :roflol:
     
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    Funnier than cheap. :lol:
     
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    Sleep Monster Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Acronym! Aybabtu ... is that what the aliens call themselves?

    :lol:
     
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    I did it because I am offended by monoliths. :p
     
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    Nice fantasy
     
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    My God! It's full of stars!
     
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    If this is interesting to, look for books by Harry Turtledove. He writes alternative history books, one is about aliens coming to Earth during WW2.
    Sounds hokey but I really enjoyed reading them.
     
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    Don't you all know what happened?
    The aliens installed that monolith there to monitor and relay our TV, radio, and Internet news to their mothership, to get a sense of our culture, as a preliminary test; if they liked what they saw, they'd engage in first contact and welcome us to a life of advanced scientific accomplishments, peace and prosperity among the community of sentient and rational species in the galaxy.
    Then they saw that press conference with Giuliani and Sidney Powell.
    They thought, "nah, humans are too crazy; not worth the effort."
    They left.
     
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    That would be nice and a great way to solve our alien and illegal immigrant problem.
     
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    The aliens flew Foo Fighters that is not fiction it happened. Foo fighters flew furiously far frequently fast.
     
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    'Art' project. Removed to avoid fines.

    I say 'art' because I have a BA in Fine Art. My final project in my 400 lvl sculpture class was to create an interactive exhibit. So I built a simple cage out of 2x4's and chicken wire and provided a sledge hammer and a trashcan full of empty beer bottles that I had been slovenly accumulating under my couch/bed. Smashing beer bottles with a sledgehammer was by far the most popular 'exhibit' and I got an A+ on my 'art'.

    My guess is that some art grad student somewhere wanted to create an exibit that got national attention. What better way than a big shiny slab of metal out in the middle of nowhere?
     
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    ALIENS ALIENS ALIENS!

    lol jk
     
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    No it was the Illuminati and the local sheriff's department. This marked a doorway. In ancient Phoenician the triangle symbolized doorway or dwelling. So it was a portal if you touched it it would suck your soul out. They would have rituals here and make people touch it now that it's been discovered they had to remove it.
     
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    Those aliens made a run to harbor freight and home Depot it looks like. Lol
     
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    Has to be a group effort, because take a look at this, ANOTHER one in another country:

    https://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_5fc570d5c5b66bb88c6996bc
     
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    I disagree. I believe that the nature of life, forged from the many of the same basic universal materials, and through the same physical forces that are assumed to apply throughout our universe/dimension, would have some basic attributes in common. One would probably be the drive to REPRODUCE, and another, at least for any being capable of advancing to the point of interstellar travel, would be COMPETITIVE OPPOSITION. This is what drives advancement. If a species did not need to overcome any adversity in order to thrive, there would be little basis for the natural selection of those beneficial traits which are the rungs, used to climb upward, on Evolution's ladder.

    Of course I cannot prove this is the case, any more than you can prove your contention that the probability of all scenarios is equal. I still think my speculation makes more sense, though.
     
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    They dropped it in Utah and it started picking up all the Mormon broadcasts. No wonder the Annunaki got it out of there in a big hurry.
     
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    I would guess the Mormons removed it, they did not want another religion forming around it
     
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    LOL, not so mysterious when you inspect the welding quality.
    So now it vanishes from Utah and reappears in Romania
     

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